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Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:25 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Never caught having sex. Never smoked and my parents didn't give a shite that I was drinking as a teenager, as long as I didn't drive.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:55 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
yup. some jackleg at church on wednesday night ratted me out. I had a fifth of jack behind the seat of my truck. My mom made a big deal of going out to the truck and pouring it out. Ruined my camping trip that weekend.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:28 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I got caught naked on a couch with this girl in high school and her dad was standing between me and the door
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:39 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Mom walked in on me and gf and said oh my god and I said damn mom can't you knock.
Walked in another time when a few friends were smoking weed and said oh my god are y'all smoking cigarettes.
Walked in another time when a few friends were smoking weed and said oh my god are y'all smoking cigarettes.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:42 pm to Topwater Trout
Your moms old? Who DA fuq thinks cigs smell like weed besides your mom? 
Trout sup player
Trout sup player
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:44 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Alcohol: never gave a shite.
Weed: never gave a shite in college, but found a gravity bong that honestly belonged to a friend. Don't think my parents believed me and wondered if I went to far getting high.
Sex: don't think they give a shite about that either. Lived in my parents condo for 2 years during college, but if I was ever getting any sort of planned action, they wouldn't come over. Last month they told me to go check on my gf who was sleeping in my room at 9:30 one night, and then didn't say a word when I didn't come back down.
Weed: never gave a shite in college, but found a gravity bong that honestly belonged to a friend. Don't think my parents believed me and wondered if I went to far getting high.
Sex: don't think they give a shite about that either. Lived in my parents condo for 2 years during college, but if I was ever getting any sort of planned action, they wouldn't come over. Last month they told me to go check on my gf who was sleeping in my room at 9:30 one night, and then didn't say a word when I didn't come back down.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:47 pm to OMLandshark
Sounds like my kind of parents. Look sharks going lay the wood. Your parents reaction 
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:49 pm to SuperSaint
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When I was just a young teen my mom would come walk down the hall and see my door open with a female in my room, she would close the door for us. It would always freak the girls out for some reason since they weren't allowed by their parents to be alone with a boy.
Or when she went to make groceries she would always ask me if I needed condoms since she would always ask my older brother in HS and didn't want me to feel odd. Her asking me as a 13 year old in front of females that had super strict parents would make me feel odd actually.
Quality parenting right there.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:50 pm to DollaChoppa
The gay porn probably got her
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:51 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
My boy 
We were pretty stoned and laughed our arse off when she didn't bust us...what was even worse was she had sent my sister to drug rehab for 6 months and she never did drugs
We were pretty stoned and laughed our arse off when she didn't bust us...what was even worse was she had sent my sister to drug rehab for 6 months and she never did drugs
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:52 pm to OMLandshark
That shite must have worked saint's in his 30's laying wood all the time and still no kids.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:54 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Parents caught me at home with a girl.
They were thrilled, because up to that point they were scared I might be gay.
They were thrilled, because up to that point they were scared I might be gay.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:56 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
After a late night my GF and I stripped naked and fricked our brains out in her bedroom, (The house was a MIL plan and her room was by the garage and the others were on the other end of the house). We passed out and her mom got up and saw my car in the driveway and came knocking on the door. My GF went to the door in nothing but a sheet. I hauled arse. We have been married 32 yrs.
My oldest son was banging a fine arse country girl every day after school his senior year in his bedroom. I painted him a picture...she get's knocked up, he moves in the double wide with her parents and her dad gets him a job at the transformer plant. He makes $600.00/week the rest of his life. They were broken up in 2 weeks and she was married in 2 months.
My oldest son was banging a fine arse country girl every day after school his senior year in his bedroom. I painted him a picture...she get's knocked up, he moves in the double wide with her parents and her dad gets him a job at the transformer plant. He makes $600.00/week the rest of his life. They were broken up in 2 weeks and she was married in 2 months.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:57 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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That shite must have worked saint's in his 30's laying wood all the time and still no kids.
I mean, it didn't turn out so bad. He just got addicted to heroin, drug dealing, stints in jail, and likely HIV. At least the guy got to frick some young pussy in addition to being young pussy.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 11:00 pm to OMLandshark
All minor shite IMO.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 11:01 pm to Paige
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I got papers and quite a few OTers who aren't liars who can vouch for me
Yeah, I'm sure they'll say that, but how many OTers are going to come out and say "Paige gave me herpes"?
Posted on 1/3/15 at 11:10 pm to OMLandshark
Got caught once with my girlfriend on top riding it like a pro. We were on her couch and her mom walked out of her bedroom to go outside to smoke. When my girlfriend climbed off and went outside her mom asked her if she'd had a good time on top.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 11:16 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I was 17, she was 16, was dropping her off after dinner and were gettin it on in her driveway in my truck. She's straddling me and I'm feelin her up and I look over and her dad has the garage door open and he's walking back towards the house just shaking his head. He didn't talk to me for a month or two after that but he ended up loving me and treating me like a son. We broke up like 5 years ago but to this day I'm still good friends with him.
Dad walked in on me and the same girl after we had finished but she had no pants on and I was zipping up, he awkwardly acted like he didn't see anything and said something about dinner being ready as she starts crying
We talked about it the next day and he just said I better be wearing protection. He agreed not to tell mom which saved my arse, she would have flipped her shite.
Dad walked in on me and the same girl after we had finished but she had no pants on and I was zipping up, he awkwardly acted like he didn't see anything and said something about dinner being ready as she starts crying
We talked about it the next day and he just said I better be wearing protection. He agreed not to tell mom which saved my arse, she would have flipped her shite.
Posted on 1/4/15 at 1:00 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Parents found a bottle of Everclear ( unopened) , dad says I hope that's not what you're drinking because there's alot of better liquor!
Ended up making Jell-O shots with it for Mardi Gras a few years later !
Ended up making Jell-O shots with it for Mardi Gras a few years later !
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