re: Have you ever been asked to leave?

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LSU vs FSU in Orlando would be the most recent instance.

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You were just looking for a reason to leave in the 3rd quarter huh?

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After 10 plates of food at the Chinese buffet

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sta4ever

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Name checks out…

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Yep. After 10 plates of food at the Chinese buffet, they told me I had to leave and wasn’t allowed back.

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Was this you?



I remembered this story. It was even on Fox News, and they even had a protest outside on Grand Caillou Road.

Yea, the wedding was 5 years ago but we have been friends since the early 00’s

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I was ordered to leave the Hammond bowling alley one night.

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16 year old me in the passenger seat, with my best friend at the time in the driver's seat. 2 girls in the back seats, both of which we were each "interested" in. We had just pulled up at the bowling alley for a sort of double date.

Somehow a bottle of Southern Comfort is produced, and I had never drank more than a sip of alcohol in my life up to that point and had no idea how hard alcohol worked. Trying to impress my date in the back seat, I poured a full red solo cup of SoCo along with my friend. Down it went.

I don't know if it was 10 minutes or 3 hours later, but flash forward to me making out in the arcade section of the bowling alley with the school whore in one of those driving games that are somewhat closed off. Not the girl I came with.

A police officer then approaches as we're getting extra hot and heavy, pretty much having clothes-on sex right there in the arcade at what was probably 8pm. He pulls back the little curtain to the driving game and I immediately felt that sudden sick to the stomach feeling with heart beating out of my chest. I had never been in "police called trouble" before.

He kindly escorts me outside and sits me on the curb, it being painfully obvious I'm sloppy drunk. He asks me if my parents can come get me, except I'm a child of a single mother at the time and she's out of town (true story actually). He then asks me if there's anyone else he can call in order to keep from taking me to jail, and I gave him my aunt's number.

He personally calls her on his own phone to come pick me up, then sits with me and sort of jokes about "I bet you'll never do this again, huh? Even I know that girl you had in there isn't what you imagined". He's very understanding and tells me someone from the bowling alley called and said they had a very drunk teen wandering around the place, and being lewd in the arcade.

He's doing everything in his power to keep me from having to experience jail that night, and stays with me the whole time until my aunt can make the 30 minute drive from towns away.

I literally throw up ungodly amounts onto his shoes and pants as he sits there on the curb with me. Instead of getting mad or frustrated, he laughs it off and says something like "the way you're gonna feel tomorrow is going to be punishment enough, trust me. And your aunt has assured me your mom will know about this and will kill you."

My aunt finally comes and picks me up, and talks to the officer to confirm that my mom is indeed out of town and I wasn't lying. I throw up all over her car, both inside and outside, on the way home.

The next time I tried to show up at the same bowling alley a few weeks later, I learned I had been banned. I did run into that officer a couple years later and he remembered exactly who I was, and I profusely apologized and thanked him for his kindness that night. I told him that I hadn't touched a drink of alcohol since then (which was true) and that he had made a legitimate difference in my life. And also that I faced worse punishment and embarrassment at home and with my family than he could've ever doled out

A little over a decade later I would become a law enforcement officer myself, and he is the one I would point to as my greatest reason for even considering it as a profession

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they even had a protest outside on Grand Caillou Road.

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To think this is almost 20 years ago in 2007. That kid is an adult now.

Yes, several times but I think my best one was the 1997 Florida game.

That whole thing was epic, but I won’t bore you with the details.

I was fricking with the Florida fans really bad and was expecting to get kicked out because I was ready to go back to the motorhome anyway.

Back in the early 80's got kicked out of Shanahan's for lighting some firecrackers off in the bar... We got banned for a couple of months...

Tigerland

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Been thrown out of Tigerland bars at least 5 to 10 times over my college career. Thrown out of 1 or 2 bars in the 2 to 3 years post college

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You are just douche enough for me to want to be your friend.