re: Have you ever been asked to leave an establishment?

Too many times to count.

A good memory is being one of the casinos in BR. The waitress in our area was really cute and my buddy was talking to her. They had a bartender shift change and the new guy was nerdy looking. Buddy tells the waitress, hey this new guy looks like a huge douche. She said that’s my fiancé. He responds, I’m sorry your fiancé looks like a huge douche.

We were escorted out promptly. Many other times much less cordially.

I got thrown out of a bar in New York City.

As in kicked out? Yeah, I went have lunch with a friend and the woman taking our order was straight up ignoring me.. As if she didn't take the person in a wheelchair serious. When we got to the table she asked "what can I get for you to drink?" and she looked at my friend. He said what he wanted. Then I said what I wanted. She only brought what he ordered.

So I gave her the benefit of the doubt and waited til she returned to see if she would bring my drink. So when she came back I said "Ma'am I ordered a Dr. Pepper" and she looked at my friend and asked him "One Dr. Pepper for him?" That got me fired up, but I was keeping my cool until she came take our order and she just straight up ignored me and I just said "You stupid bitch! What the frick is wrong with you?

Is there a reason you ignoring the frick out of me and then had to confirm with him if it was okay for me to order a drink. You are fricking pitiful". The manager, I guess he was the manager.. Overheard and came over and said he wasn't going to allow me to talk to her like that and told me to get out.. I said "frick you. ask that bitch why I talked to her like that and I wasn't planning on staying here anyway you stupid pillow bitter".

I am paraphrasing a little, but I do remember calling him a pillow bitter for some reason.

It was at some Mexican place on Coursey that isn't open anymore. But people were looking at me like they couldn't believe what I was saying. It was kind of trashy on my part because I got loud and people didn't hear the other end of it so it made me look bad, but I didn't care.

Florabama for drinking when I was 19

Houndstooth for being around someone who was smoking pot in the bathroom

No


ETA: I've only met Jones a time or two and never remember having over a beer or two.

1/9/12.

Met up with my future brother in law after the game who was in school at Alabama.

We're at Krazy Korner I think, and someone drops a glass bottle somewhere near us.

Employee looks up, see his Bama Jersey and my purple Polo and immediately thought we were fighting so we got booted.

I’m sorry occifer. I was trying to be drunk in private. They’re the ones that threw me into public.

I don’t know how many of them it would have taken to kick my arse, but I knew how many they were going to use.

Yeah, I was asked to leave the local Badger/Packer bar I go to all the time. I think I hung out after a big win for a while and maybe took a tumble or something. I know everyone there so it was not a big deal because I just agreed with them and left

Got kicked out of the Ra Shop back in the day for saying bong.