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re: Have any of your wives/SO offered a threesome?

Posted on 9/22/16 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 2:51 pm to
I'd settle for a twosome.
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 2:52 pm to
Don't do a threesome with your wife. It'll end in a divorce.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 2:54 pm to
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a threesome with your wife.

yeah, that's not spousal type activity
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22313 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 2:56 pm to
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Don't do a threesome with your wife. It'll end in a divorce.


I think this depends on the situation. If she is offering it because she thinks it is your fantasy and would make you happy, I don't think it will necessarily end in divorce.

If she is offering because she is curious and just wants to to be involved so she doesn't feel like she is cheating, then yeah, divorce.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 2:58 pm to
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Have any of your wives or gfs offered a threesome? If so, how did you handle it. For shits and gigs we can throw in have you ever had a MFF threesome in general and how did it go? Any crazy stories?



One of my friends had a threesome one time. He said after a while the chicks got it on with each other and ignored him.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69557 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 2:59 pm to
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does walking in on your wife getting double teamed like some kind of magic show count as offered???


It can happen if you catch the late flight home
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3187 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:00 pm to
One of my ex's always wanted to have one with her best friend. I agreed and after a long night at Parkway we went back to her place where I promptly passed out I'm pretty sure they just had sex with each other. I'm pretty sure my ex was bi, but she sure was fun.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46659 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:04 pm to
Having a MFF threesome soon

Two latinas
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:07 pm to
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One of my friends had a threesome one time. He said after a while the chicks got it on with each other and ignored him.



Sounds awful being in a room watching two chicks getting it on while ignoring that you're in the room. Just terrible. I don't know what I'd do in that situation.







Probably masturbate.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26221 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:09 pm to
Do her then let her peg you - it is sort of like a threesome.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:09 pm to
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Sounds awful being in a room watching two chicks getting it on while ignoring that you're in the room. Just terrible. I don't know what I'd do in that situation.



I guess it's not the worst thing in the world, but if you find yourself on the sidelines holding a clipboard when you expected to be in the game….
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:11 pm to
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felt like they were focusing on each other more and I was just pounding one or the other in the background


Ross?
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:13 pm to
1. Where the frick is Wiki? I mean dude. Where the frick?

2.
quote:

He said after a while the chicks got it on with each other and ignored him


All women are closet lesbians. Can you blame them? The female form is the height of beautiful perfection. The male body is a fricked up rough draft.
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3414 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:14 pm to
i've had a couple. College these days is a hell of a thing. I'll take a double team bj with 2 chicks over a MFF threesome. A lot less work. Then again That's like picking between a million dollars in 20's or a million in 100's
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116444 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:22 pm to
A bar story I heard recently


this guy decided he wanted to try out a MMF threesome, specifically a DP on the girl. So he goes to Reddit where there's a sub thread where strangers go to meet up for random sex basically and sets it up.


He said it went all great until it was time for he DP, he was on the bottom while the other guy went to go to the back and apparently he did not think this through because as soon as the guy did it, the other guys ball sack touched his and he went completely flaccid and left

If you knew the guy telling the story you would have no doubts that all of this was 100 percent face value
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27870 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:38 pm to
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USEyourCURDS


First reply!!

Very well done.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10757 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:57 pm to
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Having a MFF threesome soon

Two latinas


Pornhub or Xvideos?
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27870 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:57 pm to
Two of three "chances" we're in the French Quarter. First was at a 3 beer for one place. I believe burboun street blues. I'm drunk and my wife goes to get beer after she goes to pee. During her absence this hot, but HAMMERED chick comes up to me and starts talking. Says hi and introduces herself. Then puts a hotel room card in my hand and says "let's just go". Everything she said was a slur. My wife sees her as she walks up and sort of chuckles but sort of doesn't. I tell the woman I can't, to which she replies "why? Wha?" Being fairly hot this probably never happened to her. It essentially would have been borderline rape as drunk as she was. She saw my wife and just left.

#2 wife and I are probably 30-32 at this time. We are at a pizza by the slice place and sitting back in their courtyard where they are playing cool old club music. This girl is at the next table basically back to back with my wife. They end up saying hi and talking. The girl wants to dance. By now she has touched my wife 4 or 5 times. Leg, shoulder, nothing slutty but touching her. She takes her hand and they walk to an open area and start dancing. I have the PERFECT buzz going so I think "this may happen, and I won't have whisky dick". I know my sweet spot for buzz and perform or buzz and flaccid. It is a very narrow window. My wife is looking at me the whole time like "wtf?" I say nothing because I am not being to comittal. Not acting her to be mad. Well the cock blocker at this girls table reads the situation and me, pulls her aside and they leave. Chick hugs us both.

That was it. That was THE CHANCE. I blinked. It was gone.

Little black dress and just the right amount of arse. Probably 5'6" and 135-140 in proper places. God I'm depressed.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 4:11 pm to
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I'd settle for a twosome.


Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13650 posts
Posted on 9/22/16 at 4:20 pm to
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LSU alum wannabe


You should really trim that to: A girl hit on me while my wife was in the bathroom once. Another time my wife and another woman danced at a bar.
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