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Have any of you guys ever faked an orgasm with your wife?
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:43 pm
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:43 pm
I'm getting old and she gets all introspective if I don't dump it in her guts. Can I even get away with a fake?
This post was edited on 4/16/17 at 11:32 am
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Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:45 pm to ags01
Might wanna have the ole prostate-arooni checked, Normie!!
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:45 pm to ags01
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:45 pm to ags01
Only because I blew my wad way too early, so I went as long as I could before it went soft, then faked it
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:46 pm to ags01
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:47 pm to ags01
Naw. But sometimes if I'm too drunk, Spider-Man can't shoot his web baw. I just wail away until she gets tired.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:48 pm to ags01
once in 47 years of marriage and that was when I was still in my 40's. I can't remember what happened but that was HIGHLY unusual.
She knew I faked it but the real proof was nothing leaking out. Some of the load always comes back out.
She knew I faked it but the real proof was nothing leaking out. Some of the load always comes back out.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:48 pm to ags01
In my limited experience, they can always tell.
I gave what I thought were Oscar worthy performances, and they always said they knew.
Good luck.
I gave what I thought were Oscar worthy performances, and they always said they knew.
Good luck.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:49 pm to ags01
they always want to see it for some reason
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:50 pm to ags01
What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:52 pm to ags01
Buy her 'Kegels for Dummies'. Solves most marriage issues.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:52 pm to ags01
If you going fake it you better pull out, women know when you bust in them. I never faked it, if I can't bust a nut I can't bust a nut. NBD.
This post was edited on 4/15/17 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:53 pm to ags01
quote:
I'm getting old and she gets all introspective if I don't dump it in her guts. Can I even get away with a fake?
Pics please and I'll let you know.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:54 pm to BRgetthenet
Heh...take some anti-anxiety or anti-depressant meds...then you'll have some difficulty. Seems like I can only blow my load when I'm getting a beej, no other way.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:54 pm to Lee Chatelain
We've gotten old together Holmes.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:56 pm to ags01
If it's dry it's a lie.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:58 pm to Tiger Ryno
Oh she's faked it plenty and I don't even care.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:59 pm to ags01
Don't get caught pulling out and spitting on her back 
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:02 pm to whit
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Don't get caught pulling out and spitting on her back
LMFAO
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:04 pm to whit
Never thought of that. OT to the rescue.
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