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Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:09 pm to OKellsBells
Sometimes if I'm tired and I've had enough already.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:12 pm to Konkey Dong
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Only because I blew my wad way too early, so I went as long as I could before it went soft, then faked it
Damn, I never realized I was a pro at faking it until now. If I changed it up and I was just ready to roll over and go to bed, I'd frick it up though.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:13 pm to ags01
Naw but did with onenite stand before, I was drunk enough when I called her to comeover but 2hrs later when she showed up not so much but atleast I tried lol
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:14 pm to OKellsBells
quote:not really
It is so lame to fake. Inexcusable.
Woman can often times be irrational... sometimes you just physically can't finish.... has nothing to do with the female, but you better believe the only thing running through her mind is shite like 'does he not think I'm hot enough anymore' 'did I gain weight' 'do I need to waste more money on stupid sexy clothes'
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:17 pm to BRgetthenet
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Sometimes if I'm tired and I've had enough already.
Don't give up. Just try again in the morning.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:24 pm to OKellsBells
quote:of course
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Sometimes if I'm tired and I've had enough already.
Don't give up. Just try again in the morning.
Majority of throw guys would absolutely love to that this sensible approach
But god knows that woman will be laying next to you not being able to go to sleep thinking she must not be good enough anymore.
Yup
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:26 pm to ags01
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Have any of guys ever faked an orgasm with your wife?
No..... But I had a real one with your's!!
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:46 pm to Beessnax
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No..... But I had a real one with your's!!
Burn.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:47 pm to Garfield
Pretty sure my wife would know from the lack of cream pie.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:06 pm to geaux88
whenver i was fricking a girl i really wasn't into it or she sucked arse i'd fake an orgasm. I'm on lexapro and even when I do orgasm nothing really comes out anyway so i just blame it on the medication. girls are all too happy not to get jizz on their face and everyone wins
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:13 pm to BRgetthenet
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This post was edited on 7/7/17 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:15 pm to ags01
Hmm, wait, is that it over there? No, I don't think... well? No yeah, this is definitely where I parked my car.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:22 pm to vengeanceofrain
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nothing really comes out anyway
Wait what? You just get an orgasm but nothing comes out?
Seems weird as hell
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:12 am to vengeanceofrain
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vengeanceofrain
Great Value brand goldennugget.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:34 am to ManBearTiger
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Markup
quote:only when i'm on lexapro. lexapro makes having an orgasm where sperm comes something from the 12 tests of time, it's not going to fricking happen. masturbation is impossible. like, i'm not bullshitting nutting isn't happening. the only way i got my fiancee pregnant is i had went on a bender and stopped taking my lexapro for 2 weeks and i haden't nutted in so long i knew as soon as i came lol i was like there is no way she is not pregnant cause that shite came out for like 10 seconds straight.
Wait what? You just get an orgasm but nothing comes out?
when i first got on it and it kicked in, i masturbated for like 3 hours straight one night, and like, it's like a block you want to cum, but something is stopping you and you just can't get over the hump, so i just went to sleep probably lost 5 pounds sweating from trying to rub one out that night, got so tired said frick it and went to sleep.
i mean, I'm not cumming when i'm on lexapro regardless of how good the sex is, but when it's good i will at least try to give a good effort or something but when ti's not good i just call that shite and call it a day
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:37 am to ags01
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Have any of guys ever faked an orgasm with your wife?
I have. Sadly, my neighbor heard me and told everyone.
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