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re: Has Your MIL Ever Seen Your Penis?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 10:57 am to DupontsCircle
Posted on 9/8/16 at 10:57 am to DupontsCircle
No, but my wife told them that the reason I bring our dog out to use the bathroom so much is because I smoke put on their dock on the lake.
They thought it was hilarious, but I was so pissed at her.
They thought it was hilarious, but I was so pissed at her.
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Posted on 9/8/16 at 10:57 am to tke857
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yup walked in on me in the shower. pretty awkward then she made a snarky joke. "now i know why my daughter married you"
How does one walk in on someone in the shower? Is she deaf, or just wanted some dick?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 10:58 am to TheCaterpillar
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No, but my wife told them that the reason I bring our dog out to use the bathroom so much is because I smoke put on their dock on the lake.
They thought it was hilarious, but I was so pissed at her.
why would she tell your in laws that you smoke pot on the reg? unless your in laws are cool with that.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 10:59 am to TeddyPadillac
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How does one walk in on someone in the shower? Is she deaf, or just wanted some dick?
takes their shower awhile to get hot. have to run it a few mins before getting in. guess she thought no one was in there.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 10:59 am to Janky
i don't hang out with her in my boxers but there would be instances I could pass by her in boxers. shite happens. This is while I prefer the button fly and not the cheap boxer that can't be closed up.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 10:59 am to Beradrebel
Of course, when she was watching me bang her daughter
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:00 am to tke857
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why would she tell your in laws that you smoke pot on the reg? unless your in laws are cool with that.
Because they don't really give a shite. They know I smoke pot and will always smoke pot, but they didn't know I was sneaking off on their property to do it every time I visit them
I'm a grown arse man with no kids, solid job, and in grad school and I give their daughter a great life.
They aren't stupid. They know its harmless.
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 11:01 am
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:04 am to tke857
Wait. You're black?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:37 am to LucasP
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sleepwalk kinda regularly, so yeah she's seen it.
You live with her?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:40 am to Beradrebel
Before I married my first wife my exMIL walked in on us in the ex's bedroom while I had both her feet behind her head going to town. All was said was "oh sorry", like she didn't hear us.
After we got divorced I went out drinking with her family one night and exMIL and aunt asked me to go get a room with them. I guess she was impressed by what she saw.
After we got divorced I went out drinking with her family one night and exMIL and aunt asked me to go get a room with them. I guess she was impressed by what she saw.
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 11:42 am
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:42 am to shawnlsu
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After we got divorced I went out drinking with her family one night and exMIL and aunt asked me to go get a room with them. I guess she was impressed by what she saw.
I believe you!
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:49 am to Beradrebel
My SIL has twice. She should really stop walking in without knocking.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:49 am to tke857
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yup walked in on me in the shower. pretty awkward then she made a snarky joke. "now i know why my daughter married you"
I'm pretty sure there's a porn category for that.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:56 am to Beradrebel
I'm sure your wife had already told her that it was much ado about nothing.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 11:58 am to Indfanfromcol
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My SIL has twice.
Sounds hot.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:01 pm to Indfanfromcol
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My SIL has twice. She should really stop walking in without knocking.
Once is an accident. Twice suggests intent.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:25 pm to Beradrebel
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Has anyone ever had a similar situation like this?
Yes,
HAHAH we were in NO staying at Harrahs, we were all staying in the same room with two queen beds. I was shitetastically wasted trying to keep up with a 60 year old professional drinker and crawfish cooking machine. Got done yacking in the toilet and realized I splashed some on my shorts and so I got naked, walked across the room and then I got in bed with her. My wife(girlfriend at the time)is like damn man really WTF?
MIL laughed about it and honestly I didn't give a shite(shameless and three sheets to the wind).
EDIT: for those down voting I didn't say I fricked the old lady just fell over in the bed and passed out. hell is wrong with you people.
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:26 pm to shawnlsu
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After we got divorced I went out drinking with her family one night and exMIL and aunt asked me to go get a room with them. I guess she was impressed by what she saw.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:28 pm to Beradrebel
Yes, I had a semi when buck nekkid and walking out of the bathroom in a hotel room. I had the towel up on my face when she just darted in unannounced. My wife left the door unlocked expecting her to come over but did not tell me. She yelled and averted eyes but too late. ????????
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:34 pm to the LSUSaint
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You live with her?
Not yet, but she has stayed at our house and vise versa.
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 12:45 pm
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