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re: Has Your MIL Ever Seen Your Penis?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:35 pm to Beradrebel
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:35 pm to Beradrebel
You walk around in your boxers in front of your mother in law? Wtf
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:36 pm to djangochained
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Of course, when she was watching me bang her daughter
I experienced this unfortunate event, too. We were only dating a few months.
MIL said nothing. Next visit, she gave me an exaggerated tour of the guest quarters.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:37 pm to Beradrebel
I've seen my MIL fully naked several times and she's seen me naked a few times. It's weird...I'll walk into the bathroom at just the moment that she's standing there in all her nude glory. And she'll walk into our bedroom the moment I'm changing.
It's a running joke in the family now. Everyone (including my FIL) laughs about it. For some reason it mortifies my brother inlaw. He doesn't get why it's funny.
In fact, we hosted a family function at our house last weekend. We had my wife's entire family over for a Labor Day birthday party. Like usual we let my inlaws stay in our master bedroom [think Home Alone's opening sequence with the entire family together under one roof].
I woke up one morning a little later than normal. Most everyone was already awake making coffee, breakfast, and chatting. Kids were running around screaming and playing.
I wandered upstairs to our bedroom (the master suite) to take a shower. It didn't occur to me that my MIL may be in there getting dressed.
When I opened the door, my MIL ran across the room fully naked laughing and screaming, "I'm naked! I'm naked!" I stood there for a brief moment. In my morning grogginess it took a second to realize my MIL was running across the room fully naked. I saw tits, vag, everything. And then I yelled, "Oh my God! Not again! Not again! I'm so sorry!" I closed the door, walked downstairs, and just sat in the living room in silence for a few minutes trying to process (or unprocess) what I saw.
When she came downstairs, she was laughing. She looked at me and said in front of the whole family, "I hope you enjoyed the show!"
Everyone laughed (except my brother inlaw). Once again he seemed mortified. The weird thing is he isn't even their son. He's simply married to their other daughter. I don't get why he's so bothered by it.
[fwiw...she's not bad looking]
It's a running joke in the family now. Everyone (including my FIL) laughs about it. For some reason it mortifies my brother inlaw. He doesn't get why it's funny.
In fact, we hosted a family function at our house last weekend. We had my wife's entire family over for a Labor Day birthday party. Like usual we let my inlaws stay in our master bedroom [think Home Alone's opening sequence with the entire family together under one roof].
I woke up one morning a little later than normal. Most everyone was already awake making coffee, breakfast, and chatting. Kids were running around screaming and playing.
I wandered upstairs to our bedroom (the master suite) to take a shower. It didn't occur to me that my MIL may be in there getting dressed.
When I opened the door, my MIL ran across the room fully naked laughing and screaming, "I'm naked! I'm naked!" I stood there for a brief moment. In my morning grogginess it took a second to realize my MIL was running across the room fully naked. I saw tits, vag, everything. And then I yelled, "Oh my God! Not again! Not again! I'm so sorry!" I closed the door, walked downstairs, and just sat in the living room in silence for a few minutes trying to process (or unprocess) what I saw.
When she came downstairs, she was laughing. She looked at me and said in front of the whole family, "I hope you enjoyed the show!"
Everyone laughed (except my brother inlaw). Once again he seemed mortified. The weird thing is he isn't even their son. He's simply married to their other daughter. I don't get why he's so bothered by it.
[fwiw...she's not bad looking]
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:43 pm to mizzoukills
That is some Alabama Board shite right there.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:45 pm to tke857
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takes their shower awhile to get hot. have to run it a few mins before getting in. guess she thought no one was in there.
still not an excuse to walk into the shower, unless youre looking for some dick.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:49 pm to mizzoukills
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I've seen my MIL fully naked several times and she's seen me naked a few times. It's weird...I'll walk into the bathroom at just the moment that she's standing there in all her nude glory. And she'll walk into our bedroom the moment I'm changing.
It's a running joke in the family now. Everyone (including my FIL) laughs about it. For some reason it mortifies my brother inlaw. He doesn't get why it's funny.
In fact, we hosted a family function at our house last weekend. We had my wife's entire family over for a Labor Day birthday party. Like usual we let my inlaws stay in our master bedroom [think Home Alone's opening sequence with the entire family together under one roof].
I woke up one morning a little later than normal. Most everyone was already awake making coffee, breakfast, and chatting. Kids were running around screaming and playing.
I wandered upstairs to our bedroom (the master suite) to take a shower. It didn't occur to me that my MIL may be in there getting dressed.
When I opened the door, my MIL ran across the room fully naked laughing and screaming, "I'm naked! I'm naked!" I stood there for a brief moment. In my morning grogginess it took a second to realize my MIL was running across the room fully naked. I saw tits, vag, everything. And then I yelled, "Oh my God! Not again! Not again! I'm so sorry!" I closed the door, walked downstairs, and just sat in the living room in silence for a few minutes trying to process (or unprocess) what I saw.
When she came downstairs, she was laughing. She looked at me and said in front of the whole family, "I hope you enjoyed the show!"
Everyone laughed...except my brother inlaw. Once again he seemed mortified. The weird thing is he isn't even their son. He's simply married to their other daughter. I don't get why he's so bothered by it.
[fwiw...she's not bad looking]
Posted on 9/8/16 at 12:55 pm to SaturdayTraditions
That Owen Wilson meme is perfect. If I was to guess how I look whenever I see my MIL naked...I'd say I look just like Owen Wilson just before I close my eyes, turn my head, and say, "Oh God...I'm sorry!"

Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:07 pm to Janky
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You walk around your MIL in just boxers?
Trashy
and disrespectful.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:11 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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fwiw...she's not bad looking]
I believe this one statement explains why the bil has a problem. You're a sicko.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:12 pm to Venison
Nope. Just use your imagination. 
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:18 pm to AU4real35
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I believe this one statement explains why the bil has a problem. You're a sicko.
if she's hot he's got to give her props
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:18 pm to upgrayedd
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Wiggling the worm to see if you get a nibble?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:24 pm to 777Tiger
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if she's hot he's got to give her props
Honestly, she's just a good looking woman in her 60s. She and my father inlaw take care of themselves, travel a LOT, and are very physically active people. She looks good for her age.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:27 pm to mizzoukills
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Honestly, she's just a good looking woman in her 60s. She and my father inlaw take care of themselves, travel a LOT, and are very physically active people. She looks good for her age.
I got married kind of late and I've dated a few younger hotties whose moms weren't much older than me and were pretty hot, some of them I would have gladly shown it to
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:35 pm to Beradrebel
i used to let my MIL watch her daughter go down on me.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 1:35 pm to Beradrebel
The first MIL, yes. The current one, no.
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