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re: Has anyone every eaten while sitting on the toilet?
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:29 pm to Zappas Stache
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:29 pm to Zappas Stache
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No, I don't even like to talk on the phone whilst dropping the duece.
Talking on the phone while you're shitting is unseemly. I have diddled my dinky while shitting though.
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Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:31 pm to Sun God
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Been in many porta potties with a big ole plate of food in one hand and a cool Budweiser in the other
You're the best.
Upvote now.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:32 pm to fallguy_1978
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I've definitely finished something I was already eating on the throne. I've never started it there though. I'm not a heathen
Oddly enough, finishing a meal seems ok.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:33 pm to NWLAtiger55
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I turn around backwards so I can set my bowl of cereal on the back of the toilet while I shite...makes for a good table. Of course I have to take my pants completely off to do so, but definitely worth it.
You just won post of the day.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:37 pm to Pandy Fackler
I’m not sure if I’ve every eaten while doing anything.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:41 pm to fallguy_1978
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Mine always asks what takes so long. I'm a 15-20 minute man too.
What do you guys eat, frickin Quikrete? Outside of the rare times that I am super dehydrated, the act of shitting takes less than a minute for me.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:42 pm to ByteMe
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I’m not sure if I’ve every eaten while doing anything.
I once knew a guy who would smoke cigarettes while he was eating. Now that's disgusting.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:43 pm to Obtuse1
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What do you guys eat, frickin Quikrete? Outside of the rare times that I am super dehydrated, the act of shitting takes less than a minute for me.
A good sit though man brings the zen.
This post was edited on 10/24/19 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:54 pm to Obtuse1
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What do you guys eat, frickin Quikrete? Outside of the rare times that I am super dehydrated, the act of shitting takes less than a minute for me.
It's a process for whatever reason. Did none of y'alls dads take the sports and business section in the can like mine did and come out having skimmed most of it?
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:55 pm to Pandy Fackler
I mean who hasn't taken a shite while eating a slice of pizza before?
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:57 pm to Billy McBride
That dude looks like shite.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:59 pm to Obtuse1
quote:Yep same I've always been a smooth shitter. In and out
Outside of the rare times that I am super dehydrated, the act of shitting takes less than a minute for me.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 10:01 pm to Pelican fan99
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What do you guys eat, frickin Quikrete? Outside of the rare times that I am super dehydrated, the act of shitting takes less than a minute for me.
It's why I only shite at home if I can help it. I may go in there expecting to be in and out quickly and end up being late for my next meeting
Posted on 10/24/19 at 10:09 pm to Pandy Fackler
I once ate out a chick while she sat on the toilet
Posted on 10/25/19 at 12:20 am to Pandy Fackler
Gross. No. Men may do that, but I surely wouldn’t. I’m in and out as quickly as possible. Men ..,,gross.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:31 am to Pandy Fackler
It's called Multi-Tasking.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:33 am to Pandy Fackler
Nah.
Not eating where i poop
Not eating where i poop
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:50 am to Pandy Fackler
I ate a Twinkie one time sitting in a stall in the Minneapolis airport. Such a cream filled finish. Mmm.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:54 am to Pandy Fackler
I'll enjoy an ear of corn or payday candy bar from time to time. Maybe a small caesar salad.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 6:47 am to Pandy Fackler
I made this whole meal in the shower
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