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re: Has anyone every eaten while sitting on the toilet?
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:05 pm to Pandy Fackler
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:05 pm to Pandy Fackler
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This post was edited on 10/25/19 at 5:11 am
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Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:06 pm to Pandy Fackler
No. A man gots to have a code.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:07 pm to Pandy Fackler
I worked with a Puerto Rican dude from NY, who would eat an egg sandwich every am. Gross
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:08 pm to N2cars
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Dick Vermeil.
It was actually Mike Martz. He ate on the toilet habitually, and even flossed on the toilet on "rib day," and it let to a chronic heart infection.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:12 pm to Pandy Fackler
I’ve had a shower beer or two but never was hungry enough to eat on the shitter.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:12 pm to Sweltering Chill
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I only eat when I’m hungry .. if I’m on a toilet, I’m only there because i’m the opposite of hungry.. what would be the point of eating in that scenario?
Like i said, maybe you're trying to save time or something.
Sometimes though when i'm off work and i'm having my morning bowl of shredded wheat, i'll need to go shite.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:15 pm to TigerNlc
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I’ve had a shower beer or two but never was hungry enough to eat on the shitter.
I drink coffee on the toilet.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:15 pm to Pandy Fackler
Been in many porta potties with a big ole plate of food in one hand and a cool Budweiser in the other
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:17 pm to Sun God
I've definitely finished something I was already eating on the throne. I've never started it there though. I'm not a heathen 
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:18 pm to Pandy Fackler
My problem is that I take 30 minute dumps while reading on my cell phone and it posses my wife off every time I take a shite
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:20 pm to Pandy Fackler
I call it sheating
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:20 pm to FLTech
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My problem is that I take 30 minute dumps while reading on my cell phone and it posses my wife off every time I take a shite
The back of my legs start to hurt if i'm on the toilet that long.
This post was edited on 10/24/19 at 9:40 pm
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:20 pm to FLTech
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My problem is that I take 30 minute dumps while reading on my cell phone and it posses my wife off every time I take a shite
Mine always asks what takes so long. I'm a 15-20 minute man too.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:21 pm to Pandy Fackler
I drink coffee on toilet
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:24 pm to fallguy_1978
I turn around backwards so I can set my bowl of cereal on the back of the toilet while I shite...makes for a good table. Of course I have to take my pants completely off to do so, but definitely worth it.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:24 pm to TigerNlc
Shower beers are incredible
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:24 pm to fallguy_1978
At the LSU Florida game a couple weeks ago I hadn’t finished my hamburger but really had to take a shite so I ate the rest of my hamburger while shitting in the stall. It was a long shite so I missed us pulling away.
This post was edited on 10/24/19 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:25 pm to Pandy Fackler
No, I don't even like to talk on the phone whilst dropping the duece.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:26 pm to Pandy Fackler
Nope.
I'll take my beer with me though.
I'll take my beer with me though.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:27 pm to USMEagles
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