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re: Has anyone ever tried autoerotic asphyxiation?

Posted on 7/6/19 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 1:38 pm to
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Well what sort of sort of climax are we talking about here? I mean is it like 10 times the normal climax or what? If it's 10 times maybe I'll gooble some directions and give it a go.



10 times better than jerking off 
7 times better than sex 
5 times better than anal sex (giving) 
4 times better than anal sex (receiving with a reach around)





That's pretty fricking good man. And if you're saying it's better than a well executed prostate orgasm, then I'm gonna have to give it it's day in court.
This post was edited on 7/6/19 at 1:39 pm
Posted by High C
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 1:42 pm to
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5 times better than anal sex (giving) 4 times better than anal sex (receiving with a reach around)


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 1:45 pm to
Yes.

It sucks when they dont wake up though. You have to finish all awkward
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 1:48 pm to
My exwife loved it but she is no longer here to tell us about the thrill.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 1:48 pm to
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Yes . 

It sucks when they dont wake up though. You have to finish all awkward



You're now a candidate for post of the day.

Upvote with godspeed.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:23 pm to
So, weird question...anyone else have the sensation on the toilet when you are really straining, and then you get this lovely lightheaded feeling and get real relaxed?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:29 pm to
I knew a guy who died from this 30 years ago. He was definitely gay but had a strict religious upbringing so he pretended to be straight. Very sad deal. His Mom found him.
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
62122 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:31 pm to
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So, weird question...anyone else have the sensation on the toilet when you are really straining, and then you get this lovely lightheaded feeling and get real relaxed?


Yeah, it’s really exhilarating until I reach to wipe and find a hemorrhoid the size of Pluto.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:33 pm to
Or blood red TP
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36631 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:35 pm to
No.


But once I choked on a popcorn and creamed my pants.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:37 pm to
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4 times better than anal sex (receiving with a reach around)


Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62122 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:38 pm to
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But once I choked on a popcorn and creamed my pants.


Go on.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:42 pm to
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So, weird question...anyone else have the sensation on the toilet when you are really straining, and then you get this lovely lightheaded feeling and get real relaxed?





That's called vasovagal stimulation and it's not really a good thing.

Don't strain so hard. You could pass out. In fact, take some stool softeners.
Posted by puse01
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 2:53 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 10:10 am
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:07 pm to
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Good luck with this baw. I guess if you stop posting after today we can all assume the worst.


Well I gotta do my due diligence first. Maybe like that other guy said, I need a spotter.
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
10983 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:23 pm to
Ask Michael Hutchence the former lead singer of INXS. Oh wait...
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
28262 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:36 pm to
once had a chick that was into being this, and it was a little awkward... like, how hard to choke her, how long should i cut off her air supply, i didn't wanna leave any marks, etc...

she was a tiger, though... i'll say that much...
Posted by Cracker
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Posted on 7/6/19 at 3:54 pm to
Book board
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4235 posts
Posted on 7/6/19 at 7:29 pm to
Idk about crack. But a good, take you time, no one is home Jack is pure heavenly Bliss. Add a velvet lined belt and omg. Do it right (it's tricky timing) and you'll understand why some people die this way.
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