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re: Happy birthdays to Chuck Norris(85) and Carrie Underwood (42)......
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:10 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:10 pm to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
It's also Osama bin laden day of birth.
Praise God he's no longer with us
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:13 pm to yakster
Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:14 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
My favorite song of her entire catalog:
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:14 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris wrote a diary.
Its called the Guinness Book of World Records
Its called the Guinness Book of World Records
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:19 pm to East Coast Band
When Chuck goes fishing he take no poles… just a cooler.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:23 pm to dukke v
Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the islands.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:28 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
I would venture to guess there are a lot more than 10 people on this planet that can sing without accompaniment.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:31 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Carrie was so fine on American Idol last night.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:31 pm to Doofus
Not like that with that short of notice
This post was edited on 3/10/25 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:34 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Damn. Carrie is my age and there’s no way I’d ever have a chance with her.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:35 pm to Sampson
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:37 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:38 pm to dukke v
quote:
When Chuck goes fishing he take no poles… just a cooler.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go fishing..
He goes catching
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:40 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
The best legs on the planet
—Still goes to Chuck Norris
—Still goes to Chuck Norris
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:45 pm to Pintail
The morning Chuck Norris started Kindergarten he turned to his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now.”
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:48 pm to Doofus
with that level of talent.
with that level of talent. (yes, both)
and on that stage?
and at that moment?
nah.
with that level of talent. (yes, both)
and on that stage?
and at that moment?
nah.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:49 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
quote:By the looks of things death is going to win in the end.
Death doesn't defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defeats death.
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:52 pm to dblwall
quote:So my dad and the other guys over there didn't have anything to do with it?
dblwall
Some of you get kind of stupid with this Chuck Norris badass thing.
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