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re: Happy birthdays to Chuck Norris(85) and Carrie Underwood (42)......

Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55012 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

It's also Osama bin laden day of birth.



Praise God he's no longer with us
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:13 pm to
Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:14 pm to
My favorite song of her entire catalog:

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:14 pm to
Chuck Norris wrote a diary.

Its called the Guinness Book of World Records
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216161 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:19 pm to
When Chuck goes fishing he take no poles… just a cooler.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25031 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:23 pm to
Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the islands.
Posted by Doofus
Member since Apr 2022
471 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:28 pm to
I would venture to guess there are a lot more than 10 people on this planet that can sing without accompaniment.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23108 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:31 pm to
Carrie was so fine on American Idol last night.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:31 pm to
Not like that with that short of notice
This post was edited on 3/10/25 at 9:32 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:31 pm to
You goddamn right.
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:34 pm to
Damn. Carrie is my age and there’s no way I’d ever have a chance with her.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2735 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:35 pm to
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
8409 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:37 pm to
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
11934 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:38 pm to
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When Chuck goes fishing he take no poles… just a cooler.


Chuck Norris doesn’t go fishing..


He goes catching
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13544 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:40 pm to
The best legs on the planet
—Still goes to Chuck Norris
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1163 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:43 pm to



Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15624 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:45 pm to
The morning Chuck Norris started Kindergarten he turned to his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now.”
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73334 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:48 pm to
with that level of talent.
with that level of talent. (yes, both)
and on that stage?
and at that moment?

nah.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20636 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Death doesn't defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defeats death.
By the looks of things death is going to win in the end.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20636 posts
Posted on 3/10/25 at 9:52 pm to
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dblwall
So my dad and the other guys over there didn't have anything to do with it?

Some of you get kind of stupid with this Chuck Norris badass thing.
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