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re: Happy 83rd birthday to Chuck Norris....
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:15 pm to molsusports
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:15 pm to molsusports
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
What do you mean if Chuck Norris "could" travel to an alternate dimension? He already did and yes, he did fight himself and they both won.
It was called Schrodinger's Fight of 1988.
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Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:26 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it’s beef, it’s beef.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:33 pm to Bankshot
I'm crying laughing tears. I'm no Chuck Norris.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:41 pm to Zappas Stache
Who would win in a fight? Zappa's stache or Norris' stache?
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:46 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Got his arse kicked in Way of the Dragon
Eta
Oh he didnt?
Eta
Oh he didnt?
This post was edited on 3/11/23 at 11:13 am
Posted on 3/10/23 at 10:51 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris never had sex laying on his back because Chuck Norris doesn’t frick up
Posted on 3/10/23 at 11:08 pm to saint tiger225
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Who would win in a fight? Zappa's stache or Norris' stache?
Asthetically Zappa wins but Chuck Norris stache spells aesthetically "BLOODY NOSE"
Posted on 3/10/23 at 11:31 pm to Bankshot
quote:
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 11:47 pm to Klingler7
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I miss Walker, Texas Ranger.
Man, that was one of my favorite and most memorable shows from my childhood. Every Saturday night, I would watch Walker with my parents. It became a tradition that I still think back on fondly.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 12:25 am to SaintlyTiger88
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Man, that was one of my favorite and most memorable shows from my childhood
My grandfather would make all us grandkids leave the living room when Walker was on so he could watch in peace.
I have fond memories of hearing "get em Cordell!" coming from inside the house.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 12:26 am to BCLA
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Posted on 3/11/23 at 12:56 am to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art at museums
Posted on 3/11/23 at 12:57 am to saint tiger225
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only moments away from death.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 1:33 am to SteelerBravesDawg
Goddamn, I’m getting old. Happy birthday to that badass
Posted on 3/11/23 at 3:21 am to SteelerBravesDawg
They were going to put Chuck Norris' face on Mt. Rushmore, but it turned out the granite wasn't hard enough to form his beard.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 3:26 am to SteelerBravesDawg
Sonofabitch doesn’t look a day over 23.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 6:22 am to Hondo Blacksheep
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 6:51 am to SteelerBravesDawg
Posted on 3/11/23 at 7:40 am to upgrayedd
Posted on 3/11/23 at 7:51 am to BCLA
They did a woke remake of Walker Texas ranger recently. It failed miserably because of course they missed their entire demographic
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