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re: Hannah B: New Bachelorette outrage thread

Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:18 am to
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:18 am to
I hope Suki is back on BiP. She cracked me up
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:18 am to
To her credit she's trying to break up with a closeted gay guy repeatedly and has to do it on TV
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:18 am to
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Demi is gonna kill it on BIP



I feel bad for whatever guy marries Demi. I can just imagine her trying to be the one to wear the pants and always seek to be the "cool" girl who drinks and cusses and acts aggressive and masculine all of that.

Someone earlier in the thread pointed out she'd be great for a fling but not to marry, that was dead on.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:19 am to
She's great television

I hope my baw Jordan is back
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:19 am to
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She acts more like she is a 16 year old high school sophomore than a 23 year old college graduate speech pathologist


She knows how to play the reality romance game. Which she should after being on another dating show in Canada. Some user on Reddit even mashed up some of her answers from the Canadian show and the things she said on the bachelor.

That still doesn't ignore how completely aloof Colton is in this situation
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59341 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:20 am to
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So that subreddit is clearly 30+ year old fat chicks.



Of course, who else would it be comprised of
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:20 am to
She looks like she’s 35 in the third photo. IWHI, but damn she looks aged wearing that crown.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
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68377 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:21 am to
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I feel bad for whatever guy marries Demi. I can just imagine her trying to be the one to wear the pants and always seek to be the "cool" girl who drinks and cusses and acts aggressive and masculine all of that.

Someone earlier in the thread pointed out she'd be great for a fling but not to marry, that was dead on.

I mean she's also 22 or 23 years old. I'd advocate for most ppl to put the brakes on marrying anyone at that age.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3158 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:23 am to
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The same idiots on the Bachelor subreddit also always bitch that there aren't enough "plus size" women contestants


They should make a season of all plus sized people. Call it the "Fatchelor".
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:23 am to
You seem emotionally invested here.
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:24 am to
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If they promoted paradise as much as the main shows, it'd probably be more popular IMO. Definitely more than the Bachelorette, which even my wife quits on after a few episodes



I can't get into the Bachelorette because it doesn't jive with human nature.

The Bachelor makes total sense because female nature is that women want to compete with other women for the highest value man they can. Women are most attracted to men that other women are attracted to. The Bachelor is typically presented as a high value man. Women won't admit it but women would rather share a high value man than have a low value man all to herself.

But the Bachelorette makes no sense because high value men have options. Why would a high value man compete for one woman when he could easily have a harem of higher value women competing for him instead?
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:24 am to
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She looks like she’s 35 in the third photo. IWHI, but damn she looks aged wearing that crown.



She also is not very attractive without makeup
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:25 am to
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People actually watch this shite?


Yeah, females and Texas A&m fans.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:26 am to
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You seem emotionally invested here.



Sure but the emotion is spite
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:28 am to
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Of course, who else would it be comprised of



After reading more posts on The Bachelor subreddit, I don't think the users there would be happy with the next season unless every female contestant was a plus size gender queer minority radical feminazi.

But notice they never get mad about the Bachelor generally being an in shape, tall, muscular, good looking man. Hmmmm.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:29 am to
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So you are insulting your wife now?


Absolutely. I’ve told her she is retarded for watching this. Just about everyone on the show is either a train wreck or a skank looking to boost her ‘brand’

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No one with half a brain actually thinks the show is real. No reality show is real. They are all scripted in some way.


There were people in the audience CRYING last night..

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Women don’t watch it thinking the guy or girl will find love. They watch it for the train wrecks that go on the show. Every person on that show is on there in hopes of pushing another agenda. Usually to make money after the show via Instagram, tv, etc.


Yet everyone on the show, and everyone affiliated with the show tries to portray this as if it’s real life... whenever a couple sits down to talk, it’s blatantly obvious that the producers are feeding the contestants questions - it sounds like they are reading from a script.. terrible actors IMO


Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:34 am to
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caelynn would have probably been the best
why do you say that. She was meh. and was a count liar.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17080 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:39 am to
Eh, Hannah B is fine. She had more personality than most women on this season. I was reading some of the spoilers on her contestants- more SEC bro types and less LA douches. For that reason alone I'll tune in.
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:41 am to
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more SEC bro types and less LA douches. For that reason alone I'll tune in


Another reason the Bachelorette is typically boring. It always seems like the contestants are either finance venture capitalist wolves picked out of Wall Street or male models/actors picked out of LA.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58613 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:42 am to
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Eh, Hannah B is fine. She had more personality than most women on this season.
I agree. But i also agree on her birthday toast, the "Rawltide" was really awkward and bad on her part. But i think she was still nervous and new to the bachelor crap.
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