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re: Hammond woman indicted for allegedly having 29 pounds of cocaine in her car

Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:11 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22370 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:11 am to
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Hammond woman indicted for allegedly having 29 pounds of cocaine in her car



With it being 29.8 pounds...I'm rounding it up to 30.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10398 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:12 am to
quote:

She’s about to roll on some folks.

I'm not saying this is the case but not necessarily. I know in Mexico they will pay someone to pick up a car and drive it to a certain location in the US. That person never knows if there is drugs in the car or not. They do it multiple times across the border. It's easy money for someone that needs it. And who are you going to roll on? You don't even know who you spoke to or what you have in the car.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34293 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:15 am to
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Kimberly Deshay Hill, 52, was stopped by a Calcasieu Parish deputy on March 31 for a traffic violation. Deputies say Hill had no driver's license, an unrestrained child in the car and gave conflicting statements about her travel plans.


Probably not the sharpest tool in the shed... If I'm travelling with 30#'s of cocaine in my car everything is going to be on the up and up.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95997 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:15 am to
quote:

uncovered 12 kilogram-sized packages of cocaine, weighing around 29.8 pounds.


Terrible reporting - 12 keys is 26.4 pounds

29.8 pounds would be a little over 13 keys


You know you could get killed over an error like that, right baws?
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2480 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:16 am to
quote:

When transporting 30# of blow I also do it with no drivers license with an unrestrained child and no backstory.


And I'm sure while driving an Altima she was driving erratically going 30 over.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21290 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:17 am to
I done fount her on the jail roster

quote:

Kimberly Deshay Hill




quote:

Record Details:
Inmate ID: 1617478
Height: 5 ft 02in(s)
Weight: 175 lbs
Gender: F
Race: B
Age: 52
Eye Color: BRO
Hair Color: BLK


quote:

Charges:
Charge Code: 40:967.A.(1)
Charge Description: Produce, Manufacture, Distribute or Possess with Intent Schedule II Narcotic
Charge Date: 03/31/2026 18:40:00 CDT
Bond Type: NOMAP

Charge Code: 14:93
Charge Description: Cruelty to Juveniles
Charge Date: 03/31/2026 18:40:00 CDT
Bond Type: NOMAP

Charge Code: 13.2
Charge Description: Federal Detainer
Charge Date: 03/31/2026 18:40:00 CDT
Bond Type: NOMAP


https://www.cpso.com/inmateRoster/54239527
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56287 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:19 am to
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When transporting 30# of blow I also do it with no drivers license with an unrestrained child and no backstory. Otherwise though its none of the cops business what you are doing


Are you on the foam and speeding also?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151023 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:20 am to
quote:

was stopped by a Calcasieu Parish deputy on March 31 for a traffic violation

quote:

Calcasieu Parish
tale as old as time


Calcasieu Parish knew where every car had traveled around South Texas over twenty years ago. Can only imagine the amount of data they have now with AI flock data.


quote:

weighing around 29.8 pounds.
just so happens to be 3 oz short of an easy round 30lb number huh
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151023 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Height: 5 ft 02in(s) Weight: 175 lbs
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2610 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:24 am to
Little in the middle, but she got much back!
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
642 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:28 am to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21239 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:30 am to
quote:

She’s about to roll on some folks.



She might just have a phone number and fake name.

She also has a child that will be without their mother in the world and vulnerable. People that traffic drugs in this quantity are also the people that threaten (or actually) kill your family for being a rat.

I bet she doesn't say shite.
Posted by Geaux14999
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2012
170 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:35 am to
This piece of garbage had her kid unrestrained, you think she gives a damn about family?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21290 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Little in the middle, but she got much back!


Doubt she's a "little in the middle" body type. She's probably more of the shape of a Hershey Kiss.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21239 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:39 am to
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This piece of garbage had her kid unrestrained, you think she gives a damn about family?



You think she's smart enough to understand the danger of not restraining her child properly?

They could threaten her child, her momma, her mammy, etc. as well.

People who traffic one shipment of 30 lbs traffic a lot of shipments of 30 lbs usually. And those people aren't to be trifled with.

And I do think it's likely she doesn't even know shite in the first place. A nickname and a burner phone number, something like that. This dumbass isn't trusted with real information.

Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62797 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:48 am to
Should have put it in her arse, like they told her!
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
38028 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Federal Detainer

Goodbye, Kimberly.
Posted by tigerfootball10
Member since Sep 2005
10220 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:01 am to
quote:

And I do think it's likely she doesn't even know shite in the first place. A nickname and a burner phone number, something like that.

Guarantee they know how to find her. She better be glad there is a federal detainer
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24109 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:15 am to

In California, the unrestrained child charge would be worse than the 30 pounds of blow.
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
7305 posts
Posted on 7/7/26 at 9:26 am to
Let's be honest it would be more suspicious if she was driving with valid documentation and a restrained child.
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