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Half-naked woman falls through ceiling of restaurant twice - Tennessee

Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:22 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:22 am
That had to leave a mark or two... IDTIWHI
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Police in Tennessee say a partially-naked woman fell twice through a restaurant’s ceiling and landed in its kitchen.
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News outlets report 26-year-old Harley C. Morton was arrested Tuesday on charges including trespassing and disorderly conduct. A Kingsport police report says a Cook Out employee called 911 when a half-naked Morton fell halfway through the ceiling, pulled herself back up and began running around overhead.
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It says a responding officer searching for Morton found a wallet with her ID on the restaurant’s roof. Police say she may have entered the ceiling through an air conditioning unit. It says Morton fell through the ceiling again while the officer was on the roof. It says she landed on the floor and was arrested by other officers. It’s unclear if she has a lawyer.
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Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18379 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:23 am to
Literally fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74889 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:23 am to
I would not ride a Harley in that condition.
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1287 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:24 am to
Somebody must have given her a roofy
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74889 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:26 am to
Roberts Rules of Order dictates that Harley now has the floor.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33197 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:27 am to
I bet she cleans up nice.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28587 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:27 am to
I'm sure she cleans up ok, once her psychotropic meds stabilize.

I wonder which half was naked?
Posted by MisterFaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
1074 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:30 am to
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I bet she cleans up nice.


I thought so as well, until I found her facebook.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:30 am to
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I wonder which half was naked?
I wondered that too. If I had to guess, I would say the bottom half
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:35 am to
Now that is a rough 26 yr old
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:37 am to
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Now that is a rough 26 yr old
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:44 am to
Is that a swastika tattooed on her chest?



This post was edited on 11/1/18 at 9:45 am
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
6557 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:47 am to
Train wreck status official
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:47 am to
Thank God the OP didn't post half naked pics.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17815 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:48 am to
Instead of a drive thru it was a fall thru. They forgot the ketchup so she fell thru again.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:52 am to
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Thank God the OP didn't post half naked pics.
Smarter than the average bear. That couldn't have been a pretty sight.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39044 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:53 am to
Meth is a helluva drug.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
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Posted on 11/1/18 at 10:04 am to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 10:05 am to
Someone married that?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 10:09 am to
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