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Had Armageddon with yellow jackets today
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:22 pm
I was mowing and apparently I rolled over their nest in ground by a pine tree.
They fricked my foot up.
Stung me 3-4 times on it.
I let them settle down and I walked over and found their entry hole in ground by the tree.
Went to my truck grabbed gasoline and a match.
All hell broke loose.
I poured about a quart worth of gas down the hole threw a match and that’s when the onslaught transpired.
Just as Keiser Sosay handled matters, so did TIGRLEE.
3-4 got me good but I killed every other yellow jacket those 3-4 knew.
With fire. And gas.
Frick em.
About 1000 less yellow jackets in the world.
I’m ok though, I’ll be in full force in Austin tommorow night.
They fricked my foot up.
Stung me 3-4 times on it.
I let them settle down and I walked over and found their entry hole in ground by the tree.
Went to my truck grabbed gasoline and a match.
All hell broke loose.
I poured about a quart worth of gas down the hole threw a match and that’s when the onslaught transpired.
Just as Keiser Sosay handled matters, so did TIGRLEE.
3-4 got me good but I killed every other yellow jacket those 3-4 knew.
With fire. And gas.
Frick em.
About 1000 less yellow jackets in the world.
I’m ok though, I’ll be in full force in Austin tommorow night.
This post was edited on 9/5/19 at 11:23 pm
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Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:23 pm to TIGRLEE
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:28 pm to TIGRLEE
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:30 pm to TIGRLEE
I use a 5 gal propane tank and a 3 ft long nozzle on the end of a hose to produce a flame thrower that ROARS. It's a blast to walk toward their in-ground nests behind a 4 ft flame vaporizing them and their nest. Frick those bastids.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:33 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:and you yelled out...
They fricked my foot up.
Stung me 3-4 times on it
"Armageddon outta here!!!"
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:40 pm to TIGRLEE
You should have googled it then you would know they have more than one hole
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:40 pm to TIGRLEE
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:41 pm to Cracker
quote:
You should have googled it then you would know they have more than one hole
Another thing hornets have in common with women
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:46 pm to TIGRLEE
Same thing happened to me years ago mowing. When they stung me, I got the reds something awful. shite was on.
Gas down the hole. Match. Flames. And I cursed them as they died. Had a dead spot in the yard for months, not from the gas, but from my calling down the power of God on them.
Gas down the hole. Match. Flames. And I cursed them as they died. Had a dead spot in the yard for months, not from the gas, but from my calling down the power of God on them.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:47 pm to TIGRLEE
I was about 11-12 years old, mowing our storm cellar. Bunch of pissed off wasps went right for my face. By the time I got away, I think I took 7-8 to the face. I looked like the elephant man. Dad mixed gas and diesel, and let me watch the show. frickers.
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:47 pm to Cracker
quote:
You should have googled it
Posted on 9/6/19 at 12:11 am to TIGRLEE
quote:
They fricked my foot up.
Stung me 3-4 times on it.
Were you mowing in flip flops?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 12:34 am to TIGRLEE
I guess I was about 17 and was in a junk yard looking for some parts for my car. A wasp flew out of no where and got me on my forehead. It felt like a hammer. That thing swelled up real bad.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 12:54 am to TIGRLEE
One time a yellow jacket stung me on the dick.
Painful as hell but I did enjoy how the swelling made me look larger.
Painful as hell but I did enjoy how the swelling made me look larger.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 4:36 am to TIGRLEE
I usually wait until night when they are all in their nest asleep and pour a cup of gasoline down the hole. Kills every single one of those frickers without a chance of me getting stung.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 4:45 am to TIGRLEE
I got stung in the temple one morning mowing under a tree in our front yard, I screamed every curse word I'd heard since I was in the 5th grade.
Looked up and my neighbors wife was quickly escorting their two small children to the car while looking at me like I was the devil.
Frick A Yellow Jacket
Looked up and my neighbors wife was quickly escorting their two small children to the car while looking at me like I was the devil.
Frick A Yellow Jacket
Posted on 9/6/19 at 5:54 am to TIGRLEE
quote:
3-4 got me good but I killed every other yellow jacket those 3-4 knew. With fire. And gas.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 6:02 am to LSU Jax
quote:
Were you mowing in flip flops?
Yes, but he had his safety glasses so it’s all good.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 6:27 am to TIGRLEE
Same thing happened to me about a month ago. I got hit 17 times. frick those bastards.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 6:48 am to Dead End
I could hear them underground buzzing and vibrating the ground.
Sorta scary.
They gone.
Sorta scary.
They gone.
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