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re: Had a random fat ugly girl dm me today on instagram

Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by Tigeralltheway
Member since Jan 2014
2779 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:33 pm to
Still in High School, WTF dude!
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59172 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:37 pm to
Haha yeah I totally know your parents

What’s their address? What kind of hours do they work? Do they have any large dogs?
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24870 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:37 pm to
Hawg, I don't see a problem here as long as she is 18 and her parents approve. Settle with the parents and obviously verify she is 18. You are only 4 years older than her, big deal.

You being a teacher, or aide........don't know the implications there, if any.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38338 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:39 pm to
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Nah I can say with 100%certainty I'm not being catfished or scammed that was my first thought too.

The whole "I just finished my jr year of HS but I'm totally legal" seems custom designed to draw in guys that want to bang HS girls but don't want to go to jail. Sounds like a scam to me.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24145 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:40 pm to
Agreed
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:41 pm to
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Isnt consent in Arkansas 16?

Not advocating for that by any means, but Im sure she goes to college parties and Im sure shes probably been with older with how the world works these days. Id definitely talk to her parents though first if you are honestly thinking about it.


HOLY frick. This statement from one Arkansas fan to another Arkansas fan is the most Arkansas thing you're going to read until one of them figures out they're related to the girl and then the other one cheers the sisterfricker on.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:45 pm to
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HOLY frick. This statement from one Arkansas fan to another Arkansas fan is the most Arkansas thing you're going to read until one of them figures out they're related to the girl and then the other one cheers the sisterfricker on.


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TigerstuckinMS


Well I guess you never went to college parties during high school. Not saying im cool, but yes, 15+ girls are at college/older parties all the time.

And its funny that you are stuck in MS. Not smart enough to get out? Sorry you live in a shite hole.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109242 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:50 pm to
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no pics


Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:50 pm to
My thoughts exactly some guy from Mississippi calling Arkansas fans sisterfrickers. Pot meet kettle much
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:51 pm to
Dude shes from the same town as I am. She knew my parents before she knew me. She is 100% not catfishing me
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:53 pm to
I think her dad will be ok with it. There are lots of places in Arkansas to bury a 22 year old guy's body.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11686 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:53 pm to
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Dude shes from the same town as I am. She knew my parents before she knew me. She is 100% not catfishing me


Just fricking go for it (if this is real). You already know you are going to (if this is real). What is the magical key thing someone would say on here that would actually discourage you from doing it (if this is real)?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109242 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:53 pm to
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One interaction and she’ll be dry as a Yankee Jambalaya


You just reminded me of the jambalaya some kind folks from Oklahoma served us as we were working as volunteers at the PMAC in the days following Katrina. It was a nice gesture, but it wasn’t jambalaya.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109242 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:57 pm to
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I'm really worried shes stupid. I wonder if she got held back? I mean shes already 18 before the start of her senior year? Seems weird


Seems advanced for Arkansas.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31528 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:58 pm to
Message her back OP opportunities like this don’t come around all the time. It’s not weird
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:58 pm to
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Seems advanced for Arkansas.
Some of the dumbest people i have ever met are from Louisiana. There's a reason a comedian made an entire bit over the unintelligible dialect you backwoods coonasses use down there in the swamp.
This post was edited on 7/29/18 at 5:59 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60979 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:58 pm to
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Is it weird that I'm also going to be a high school teacher and start student teaching this fall?


You may want to consider another profession, then. If you're tempted by this situation, you're not going to make it as a young, male teacher. In my experience, high school girls will practically throw it at you if you're even decent looking. I've always had the resolve to get past that temptation. If you don't, we're gonna see your story on here in the next few years.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18377 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:59 pm to
Did she tell you she was 18? Something doesn’t seem right about this story. Run away!
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 5:59 pm to
We've already been messaging I just wanted the ot opinion before we met.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 6:00 pm to
Yeah she told me she was 18. I'm gonna verify before getting into anything serious
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