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re: Had a random fat ugly girl dm me today on instagram
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Update:looked her up on Facebook and turns out shes a whale.
You gonna put a pic in here or what?
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:33 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You aren’t allowed to post her or anyone else’s pics on here without their permission. So why did you waste internet bandwidth by saying no pics. We already know that you won’t post pics so no need to ever mention that again in the future.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:45 pm to momentoftruth87
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Just trying to help a bro out
Exactly.
It’s why we all keep coming back to the OT.
For friends like MOT87. Cheers.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
A whale? She’s 18. How fat could she be???
I’m 44 and take it from a guy who’s been around the block a few times. Who are you trying to impress with what she looks like ? Nobody’s saying you have to take he to prom. Just go have a few beers and dim the lights and go to town.
Seriously, frick as many as you can regardless of the imperfection. Maybe she’s s little chubby but she’ll be so grateful for the attention she’ll probably let you do anything.
I’m 44 and take it from a guy who’s been around the block a few times. Who are you trying to impress with what she looks like ? Nobody’s saying you have to take he to prom. Just go have a few beers and dim the lights and go to town.
Seriously, frick as many as you can regardless of the imperfection. Maybe she’s s little chubby but she’ll be so grateful for the attention she’ll probably let you do anything.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:59 pm to Robin Masters
quote:17, so...
A whale? She’s 18. How fat could she be???
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Just go have a few beers and dim the lights and go to town.
Seriously, frick as many as you can regardless of the imperfection. Maybe she’s s little chubby but she’ll be so grateful for the attention she’ll probably let you do anything.
maybe not
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:06 pm to northshorebamaman
All I’m sayin is I go to football games and see some of these girls that are heavy and I remember being early 20s and turning my nose up at anything less than perfect and for what? I’m not saying don’t strive for hotter but if it’s that or nothing. Go for it. Again, have s few drinks, dim the lights and hit it from the back. Big girls look best from doggie. Maybe she has another friend with low self esteem and you can frick them both at the same time.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:13 pm to Robin Masters
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Go for it. Again, have s few drinks, dim the lights and hit it from the back. Big girls look best from doggie. Maybe she has another friend with low self esteem and you can frick them both at the same time.
And all I'm saying is that she's 17 and he's a hs teacher. And adding a friend might not be his best move.
This post was edited on 7/29/18 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:15 pm to Robin Masters
Judge Moore? Is that you?
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:19 pm to northshorebamaman
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And all I'm saying is that she's 17 and he's a hs teacher. And adding a friend might not be his best move.
Well at least he could claim they overpowered him. I thought she was 18?
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:21 pm to Robin Masters
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Well at least he could claim they overpowered him. I thought she was 18?
I'm pretty sure he made it all up but he says he found out she was 17.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:49 pm to northshorebamaman
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pretty sure he made it all up but he says he found out she was 17.
Oh. Well no piece of arse is worth going to jail over. Especially a fatty.
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You were so proud posting this
Now you aren’t
Now you aren’t
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Well at least you didn’t plagiarize a paper this time
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:11 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
None of this happened
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:20 am to lsucoonass
Yeah my teacher was so nice she let me redo that paper and I was so lazy I still didn't get it turned in on time
I have to retake that class this fall actually. Gonna be a bitch having an online class while also student teaching.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 7:21 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:25 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Is even though she's 18 she's going into her senior in high school. I'm 22 so the age gap isn't huge
To put it another way...I'm old enough to be graduating from college and starting my career...she's really excited about Senior Prom coming up in 9 months.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:35 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Is it weird that I'm also going to be a high school teacher and start student teaching this fall?
Wait, what school hired your retarded fricking arse?
You will totally be the next teacher banging post within the next 365 days.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:40 am to 50_Tiger
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Wait, what school hired your retarded fricking arse?
Well all I'm teaching is pe/health. I just did it so I can coach football and baseball baw
And I have connections all over Arkansas texas and Louisiana I'm the coaching world. Shouldn't be that hard at all to move up.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 7:44 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Well all I'm teaching is pe/health. I just did it so I can coach football and baseball baw
Well shite, let me change that est. time to 180 days.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:41 am to Robin Masters
Gross. Also a very good way to end up with an unwanted kid.
By unwanted, I mean unplanned as well as coming equipped with the fat genes. It’s a no for me dog
By unwanted, I mean unplanned as well as coming equipped with the fat genes. It’s a no for me dog
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