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re: Had a random fat ugly girl dm me today on instagram

Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15397 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:23 pm to
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Update:looked her up on Facebook and turns out shes a whale.

You gonna put a pic in here or what?
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:33 pm to
You aren’t allowed to post her or anyone else’s pics on here without their permission. So why did you waste internet bandwidth by saying no pics. We already know that you won’t post pics so no need to ever mention that again in the future.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17445 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:45 pm to
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Just trying to help a bro out


Exactly.

It’s why we all keep coming back to the OT.

For friends like MOT87. Cheers.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35925 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:51 pm to
A whale? She’s 18. How fat could she be???
I’m 44 and take it from a guy who’s been around the block a few times. Who are you trying to impress with what she looks like ? Nobody’s saying you have to take he to prom. Just go have a few beers and dim the lights and go to town.
Seriously, frick as many as you can regardless of the imperfection. Maybe she’s s little chubby but she’ll be so grateful for the attention she’ll probably let you do anything.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38338 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:59 pm to
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A whale? She’s 18. How fat could she be???
17, so...
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Just go have a few beers and dim the lights and go to town.
Seriously, frick as many as you can regardless of the imperfection. Maybe she’s s little chubby but she’ll be so grateful for the attention she’ll probably let you do anything.

maybe not
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35925 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:06 pm to
All I’m sayin is I go to football games and see some of these girls that are heavy and I remember being early 20s and turning my nose up at anything less than perfect and for what? I’m not saying don’t strive for hotter but if it’s that or nothing. Go for it. Again, have s few drinks, dim the lights and hit it from the back. Big girls look best from doggie. Maybe she has another friend with low self esteem and you can frick them both at the same time.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38338 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:13 pm to
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Go for it. Again, have s few drinks, dim the lights and hit it from the back. Big girls look best from doggie. Maybe she has another friend with low self esteem and you can frick them both at the same time.



And all I'm saying is that she's 17 and he's a hs teacher. And adding a friend might not be his best move.
This post was edited on 7/29/18 at 10:16 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24381 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:15 pm to
Judge Moore? Is that you?
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35925 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:19 pm to
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And all I'm saying is that she's 17 and he's a hs teacher. And adding a friend might not be his best move.



Well at least he could claim they overpowered him. I thought she was 18?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38338 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:21 pm to
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Well at least he could claim they overpowered him. I thought she was 18?

I'm pretty sure he made it all up but he says he found out she was 17.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35925 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:49 pm to
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pretty sure he made it all up but he says he found out she was 17.


Oh. Well no piece of arse is worth going to jail over. Especially a fatty.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70006 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:49 pm to
You were so proud posting this

Now you aren’t
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70006 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 10:52 pm to
Well at least you didn’t plagiarize a paper this time
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39518 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:11 pm to
None of this happened
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:20 am to
Yeah my teacher was so nice she let me redo that paper and I was so lazy I still didn't get it turned in on time I have to retake that class this fall actually. Gonna be a bitch having an online class while also student teaching.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 7:21 am
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22187 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:25 am to
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Is even though she's 18 she's going into her senior in high school. I'm 22 so the age gap isn't huge



To put it another way...I'm old enough to be graduating from college and starting my career...she's really excited about Senior Prom coming up in 9 months.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43449 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:35 am to
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Is it weird that I'm also going to be a high school teacher and start student teaching this fall?



Wait, what school hired your retarded fricking arse?

You will totally be the next teacher banging post within the next 365 days.

Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:40 am to
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Wait, what school hired your retarded fricking arse? 

Well all I'm teaching is pe/health. I just did it so I can coach football and baseball baw

And I have connections all over Arkansas texas and Louisiana I'm the coaching world. Shouldn't be that hard at all to move up.

This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 7:44 am
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43449 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:41 am to
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Well all I'm teaching is pe/health. I just did it so I can coach football and baseball baw




Well shite, let me change that est. time to 180 days.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24140 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:41 am to
Gross. Also a very good way to end up with an unwanted kid.

By unwanted, I mean unplanned as well as coming equipped with the fat genes. It’s a no for me dog
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