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re: Had a random fat ugly girl dm me today on instagram

Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:34 pm to
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:34 pm to
Believe what you want. I cant help I'm a sexy guy
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:39 pm to
Ok MAJOR UPDATE: she said she actually lied to me and shes 17 she went turn 18 until September 27th. This worries me
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38338 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Ok MAJOR UPDATE: she said she actually lied to me and shes 17 she went turn 18 until September 27th. This worries me


This "worries" you? It's not a deal breaker? Now I know you're either trolling or completely unfit for your chosen profession.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:46 pm to
Nah I'm bailing
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43449 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:50 pm to
Good grief you are a retarded 22 year old.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:53 pm to


Why haven't you talked to her dad yet?

Also, any x pictures been sent??
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11392 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Ok MAJOR UPDATE: she said she actually lied to me and shes 17 she went turn 18 until September 27th. This worries me


A good troll thread takes patience grasshopper.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Hawgnsincebirth55
I think I like this guy. And I actually believe his stories

Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:03 pm to
Thanks peck ebros
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64356 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Believe what you want. I cant help I'm a sexy guy




Please go into teaching high school students. Please.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:12 pm to
I just facebooked her. Good news and bad news. Good news shes 100% real. Bad news is she is great with angles because after seeing full body pics she is a fricking whale! Talking moby dick. Whoever said when something seems too good to be true it probably is was right. So now I have to figure out how to let her down so she doesn't get butthurt and tell everybody I was talking to her.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18377 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:13 pm to
I figured she was 17. Congrats on not going to jail
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24238 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

We've been snapchatting constantly and were already each others #1 friend.

I assume you are a grown man, so that makes it even more sad you typed that sentence.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70744 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:17 pm to
Lol Jesus.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Had a random fat ugly girl dm me today on instagram



quote:

So she looks good and added me then messaged me first.


quote:

1 she is super into pageants


So is she ugly or is she good looking?

4 years is no big deal when both parties are in their 20s, but when you are in your 20s and she is still in HS, frick that.

I mean, if you want to go to homecoming, prom and senior trip and shite.. Go for it, but just ignore her.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18523 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:28 pm to
I thought she was cute but then I found out she was fat
Posted by VerbalKint
Member since Jun 2017
4224 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 8:56 pm to
I mean is she cute but chubby? You could body shame her into dropping the weight?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:06 pm to
You should ask her dad for permission to give you a blowie. I heard fat women suck a mean dick. Something to consider on a friday night in the fall after she turns 18.

Just trying to help a bro out
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
7044 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:17 pm to
You are a dumb arse. Are all people you’re age this stupid
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38338 posts
Posted on 7/29/18 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Are all people you’re age this stupid

never fails
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