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re: Guys who buy tampons for their SO might end up getting laid

Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:02 pm to
SPOILER......





















and then his wife got pounded out by his partner.......................Im gonna stick to not buying tampons.

Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22371 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:04 pm to
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Yeah, you can get laid with Plan B on your person too...It shows that you are serious about not bringing a melon-headed runt into the world at this moment, and that you are willing to throw down $50 bucks to make sure of that. Ladies love it


how do you go about letting them know you're carrying plan b?... accidentily drop it on the bar reaching for your wallet?... or just mention casually in conversation?
This post was edited on 2/24/14 at 4:05 pm
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:08 pm to
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quote:

it's a really nice move when you're cramping up and you don't really feel like having to get up and drive somewhere.

I see it as inconsiderate because you knew it was going to happen eventually and you didn't have them already?

Typically, we girls have the stuff we need...but sometimes we get to that time of the month and realize the box is critically low or empty. You never know.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:09 pm to
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accidentily drop it on the bar reaching for your wallet?.

Totally clutch
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:22 pm to
I seriously never understood a grown arse man's disdain for having to by his SO some fem hygiene products. Any time I'm asked to pick some up, I do it like a boss. Guys that get bothered by having to buy those are beta's. Picking those up at the grocery is an alpha's display to everyone on isle 10 that he's getting in on the reg.
Posted by StripedSaint
Member since Jun 2011
2385 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:27 pm to
I think it is a bit more alpha to tell the S.O. to buy that shite herself.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64692 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Every man has bought tampons at least once in their relationship


Not going to say I'll never do this. But 17 years in I've not done it yet. Course she's never asked me to so there's that.
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
5834 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:31 pm to
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:32 pm to
I don't know. I can for sure see your point, but consider the bull elk. When one of his lady's time comes, he doesn't quietly send her to a pine thicket to get ready. Instead, he BUGLES IN AN OPEN MEADOW that she belongs to him, and yes, I heard you....I know you're ready.

Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10604 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 4:32 pm to
Running completely out of tampons is like running completely out of toilet paper. Need to stay on top of the available supply of both!

I popped into Walmart early this past Saturday morning. Guy in line in front of me had a huge package of toilet paper - only item he had. He headed for the exit walking really fast!
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1893 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:17 pm to
Wrong my friend, I never have
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

Every man has bought tampons at least once in their relationship.


Uh, no. Never.

LC
Posted by DeepSouthSportsman
frick Bama
Member since Jul 2012
4635 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:23 pm to
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Henry Jones Jr

And this is where you are totally wrong. My wife wouldn't dare to ask me to buy a tampon.
Posted by PierPunk
#BugaNation
Member since Apr 2013
3291 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:26 pm to
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:32 pm to
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Never bought tampons, but I use to buy plan b like a boss



I've done this way too many times. and I've never felt like a boss after.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:45 pm to
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PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.


Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:45 pm to
Who the frick runs out of tampons? You know you'll need them & it'll probably be an emergency situation

I've never asked anyone to go buy me tampons
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6567 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:49 pm to
I have never seen the big deal with this. I buy tampons midol and chocolate for her all the time. I'm not embarrassed about it. If anything I feel like a boss knowing other guys are to uncomfortable with their sexuality to do the same.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124460 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:52 pm to
This is why I don't dare girls that have periods. Gross.
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