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re: Guys who buy tampons for their SO might end up getting laid

Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:55 pm to
So post-menopausal women for you only

Got it
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
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Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:56 pm to
i have never understood what the hangup some guys have about buying tampons is all about.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:07 pm to
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Thanks for the spoiler alert ya chode.


I hate spoilers as much as the next guy. But woody buying tampons, that's not really giving anything away
This post was edited on 2/24/14 at 8:08 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16137 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:22 pm to
So are you a pedofile or into older women?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:50 pm to
It was a fricking joke dude.

Although that is an upside to hysterectomies.

ETA:guess you'll be in that range before long, huh Paigeypoo?
This post was edited on 2/24/14 at 9:52 pm
Posted by DVtiger
Alsatian Valley
Member since Aug 2007
663 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 10:05 pm to
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I have never seen the big deal with this. I buy tampons midol and chocolate for her all the time. I'm not embarrassed about it. If anything I feel like a boss knowing other guys are to uncomfortable with their sexuality to do the same.

Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16137 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 3:54 am to
Alpha males buy tampons on Amazon Prime for their females.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65851 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 5:42 am to
I've never had a SO with any serious PMS issue*. I know colloquially it is a big deal, but God has spared me. That taints* about one-fourth or more of the PMS sufferer's life until she get whatever medical help there is to mitigate it, has a hysterectomy or reaches "the mentalpause".

*can't help it with the puns.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 6:58 am to
If I'm buying tampons for some random skank, I'm moving down the bar to her friend. This is retarded.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16137 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:28 am to
Okay. This is hilarious. First we have the following response from genro.
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genro

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If you're buying tampons for a chick and NOT getting laid, then what the frick is wrong with you?


He clearly misunderstands the context of the OP. He thinks I am saying that if you buy tampons your GF will reward you with sex after her period. That is not the joke. The context is sex from someone that you meet in a bar while on a errand to buy tampons for your SO.

Well Nado Jenkins83 jumps on genro and adds the following:
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Nado Jenkins83
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If I'm buying tampons for some random skank. I'm moving down the bar to her friend. This retarded.


Oh this one is too funny. He has the target of the random sex right but fails to understand for whom the tampons were purchased. He thinks you meet a girl at the bar and she just expects you to go buy her some tampons in order to have sex. So he passes and moves to her friend. Nice.
Posted by HVAU
Far, far away
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:42 am to
I'm about to do it today.
Posted by TigerATC06
Member since Feb 2012
345 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:50 am to
Never done it because I have never been asked to. I have shown by my actions in the past that I would do anything for her, including that. I think the satisfaction she gets of knowing I would do it for her is enough to not ask me to. Don't see what the big deal is.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9217 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:54 am to
I've got no problem with it. Sure it's a little weird if that's the only thing you're buying that day. But really, it's about the same as buying toilet paper, it's just life man.

And remember, when the river runs red, take the dirt road home.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16137 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 8:47 am to
So you PIIHB?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59707 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 8:48 am to
It was a joke bra
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16137 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 9:26 am to
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