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Guys who buy tampons for their SO might end up getting laid
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:33 pm
I was watching True Detective and Marty Hart bought a bunch of tampons for his wife. He then proceeded to go into a bar with two bags of tampons. He ended up getting laid. I thought about it. Having a bag of tampons with you says, I am a good guy because I buy tampons for my lady, who by the way happens to be busy at the moment. 
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Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:34 pm to rebeloke
Every man has bought tampons at least once in their relationship.
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:34 pm to rebeloke
Spoiler
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:34 pm to rebeloke
Gross
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:34 pm to rebeloke
quote:Just make sure to wash your junk off after
Guys who buy tampons for their SO might end up getting laid
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:35 pm to rebeloke
Thanks for the spoiler alert ya chode.
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:35 pm to rebeloke
If you're buying tampons for a chick and NOT getting laid, then what the frick is wrong with you?
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:35 pm to rebeloke
I read the title and immediately thought of True Detective.. was not expecting to see that's what this thread was about though
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:36 pm to rebeloke
Never bought tampons, but I use to buy plan b like a boss
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:37 pm to rebeloke
Times have changed. You walk into a bar with tampons nowadays and people are waiting for you to drop your pants and dip a tampon in your drink.
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:40 pm to rebeloke
Buying tampons really isn't that big of a deal.
But I made a joke out of it the other day and bought some beer along with a few other items and tampons.
I thought it was funny.
PMS is a hell of a thing though and no laughing matter
But I made a joke out of it the other day and bought some beer along with a few other items and tampons.
I thought it was funny.
PMS is a hell of a thing though and no laughing matter
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:41 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Every man has bought tampons at least once in their relationship.
Not yet...married for 4 years.
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:41 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Every man has bought tampons at least once in their relationship.
Incorrect sir.
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:41 pm to KosmoCramer
I call PMS Pretty Mean Shite! 
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:42 pm to rebeloke
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I was watching True Detective and Marty Hart bought a bunch of tampons for his wife. He then proceeded to go into a bar with two bags of tampons. He ended up getting laid.
Getting tampons for your wife so you can get laid by someone else....isn't that nice.
In general though, it's a really nice move when you're cramping up and you don't really feel like having to get up and drive somewhere.
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:43 pm to genro
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If you're buying tampons for a chick and NOT getting laid, then what the frick is wrong with you?
exactly
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:44 pm to rebeloke
I remember seeing a two women in Walgreens one night buying a pregnancy test, a case of beer, a bottle of wine, and a fifth of tequila.
I was all...damn, that kid's about to have one hell of a party.
I was all...damn, that kid's about to have one hell of a party.
This post was edited on 2/24/14 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:44 pm to Jet12
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it's a really nice move when you're cramping up and you don't really feel like having to get up and drive somewhere.
I see it as inconsiderate because you knew it was going to happen eventually and you didn't have them already?
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:46 pm to Jet12
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In general though, it's a really nice move when you're cramping up and you don't really feel like having to get up and drive somewhere.
That's gross Jetsy.
Why we don't send y'all off into the woods for a week anymore I'll never know.
I've totally heard that sex eases cramps though.
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:49 pm to rebeloke
Yeah, you can get laid with Plan B on your person too...It shows that you are serious about not bringing a melon-headed runt into the world at this moment, and that you are willing to throw down $50 bucks to make sure of that. Ladies love it
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