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Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:12 pm to
Just shoot me.
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15029 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:36 pm to
You big boys saying donuts are insane. That amount of sugar would put you in a world of pain.

Steaks are the play for me.
Posted by GeneralLee
Member since Aug 2004
13946 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:44 pm to
Ear like 15 bloomin onions at outback and you’d be close to 20K calories.
Posted by Fats
Member since Nov 2012
3389 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:54 pm to
I'm going the Big Mac route. I'd probably shite for 3 days straight after if I managed to pull that off.

The donuts are probably the most realistic option but that much sugar would probably cause some sort of diabetic shock.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73222 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:55 pm to
20000 calories is actually only 35 big macs, not 39.

I could do that in 24 hours.

If you pace yourself, that stuff runs through you quick enough that you could theoretically never actually feel full.


Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29515 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

That amount of sugar would put you in a world of pain.



1500 grams.

The equivalent of 25 cokes.

I mean... It's life or death for a reason.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4982 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:58 pm to
I doubt I could actually handle any of them, but I'd probably try either the Chicken Tenders or the Ice Cream Sandwiches as being most likely.

I'd be really tempted by the steak or shrimp, but Jeeze, I can just imagine how I'd feel about 18 hours in, and looking at another plateful.

Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19112 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

big boys saying donuts are insane.


Yeah, I don't even want to imagine how my body would feel after that much sugar.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29795 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:18 pm to
where are you getting the numbers from? some of them are right, but some are a bit off.

11 large papa johns pizzas is 27,000 calories.
143 taco bell tacos is 30,000 calories.
39 big macs is 22,000 calories.



Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:19 pm to
It would have to be big macs for me. As small as those things are now I could probably eat 6 in one sitting without getting full. I don't know if I could consistently do that every 3-4 hours but that would be the only possible way for me.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37109 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:20 pm to
In order of chance of success, and I don't think the top
3 are debateable

quote:

105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts


quote:

143 Mayfield Ice Cream Samdwiches
• 143 Taco Bell Tacos


quote:

39 Big Macs
2000 shrimps





quote:

• 200 Zaxby’s Chicken Tenders
• 11 Large Papa John’s Cheese Pizzas




quote:

24 Moe’s Homewrecker Burritos









quote:

15 Ribeye Steaks (16 oz)



Anyone saying steak is a moron. Proteins and fats digest the slowest and make you feel full for much longer.

As Obtuse said, the sugar and simple carbs of the ice cream or Donuts are very calorie dense. You'll use the glucose you need as energy and the rest is just going to go straight through you without being broken down. You'd feel like shite, certainly after, from the insulin response, but the ribeyes just from the volume and chewing aspect would be possible for almost no one.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9569 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:20 pm to
I need to take a shite from contemplating this question.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37109 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

1500 grams.

The equivalent of 25 cokes.

I mean... It's life or death for a reason


Many of these fat baws are already putting down a 12 pack a day. What's 12 more?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
297042 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Yeah, I don't even want to imagine how my body would feel after that much sugar.


Yep, can't do the donuts.
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
26823 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts

This is the easy choice
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
297042 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts
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This is the easy choice
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
5175 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 2:18 pm to
I know you and "Obtuse" and others feel like you're the experts of what people could eat in a random, made-up hypothetical. But people do 96-ounce steak challenges all the time.

LINK ]6lb [96oz] Steak Challenge

That's a video of a young woman eating 96 ounces of steak, fries, onion rings, and salad. She timed it at 13:21. You can watch the whole thing. And look at all the pictures on the wall of the restaurant. Lots of people have done it, and that's just one restaurant in the UK. At 96 ounces, you're close to halfway through this "hypothetical".

Steak is not filling to me. I can put down massive amounts of steak in one meal without even trying.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27371 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

I thought about including donuts in my post. But that’s almost four and a half donuts nonstop for 24 hours. At least for me, that much sweets wouldn’t set well in my stomach.
I think thats out of the equation whichever route we take Darth
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38919 posts
Posted on 6/20/21 at 8:02 pm to
I could do 39 big macs. Those are so easy to pound
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