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Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

Big Macs for sure


I’m intrigued by this one as well. Attack plan would be:

1st hour: 6 Big Macs
2nd-11th hour: 1 per hour
12th hour: 6 Big Macs
13th-23rd hour: 1 per hour
24th hour: 6 Big Macs
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3583 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:29 pm to
In order of preference

• 105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts
• 143 Taco Bell Tacos (soft tacos)
• 200 Zaxby’s Chicken Tenders
• 15 Ribeye Steaks (16 oz)
• 2000 shrimps
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7716 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:30 pm to
This guy should just give me my selection of stout beers and ribeyes. shite sometimes a strong Wednesday feels like 20k
Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
8952 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

143 Mayfield Ice Cream Samdwiches

This is my choice. Ice cream is one of those foods I can keep eating. Steak or burritos would be tough
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11726 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

But they’ll probably kill you so:
quote:

2000 shrimps




Iodine poisoning is a thing.

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78137 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:34 pm to
Not a fan of them, but the donuts are likely the least filling and the most manageable.
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3583 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:35 pm to
Also, think we've done this thread before. Giant Glazed Honey Buns are 560 calories a piece. 36 of those and you're over 20,000 calories, that could be done in less than an hour.
Posted by IceTiger
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:35 pm to
I think it's the donuts
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

Also, think we've done this thread before. Giant Glazed Honey Buns are 560 calories a piece. 36 of those and you're over 20,000 calories, that could be done in less than an hour.



Well those aren’t on the menu are they buddy?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71778 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

Not a fan of....

quote:

....the donuts.

I found the communist.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66472 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts


Easily this. I just need to eat 1 every 13 minutes and I’m good.
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10844 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:39 pm to
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I feel like I'd only have a shot with the steaks.


15 steaks would be by far the hardest to complete
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:42 pm to
quote:


15 steaks would be by far the hardest to complete


Three pounds of steak, 5 meals, with nearly 6 hours of break in-between would be worse than 50 pounds of shrimp?

I'm pretty sure I could eat a 3 pound steak with no sides... It's the doing it 4 other times that would be the problem.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:44 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29608 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:42 pm to
If you sleep for 4 hours, you would have 20 hours or 1,200 minutes to eat.

143 tacos / 1,200 min = .12 tacos/min

How many bites to eat one taco? 5? So one bite is about .2 tacos.

So you would need to take one bite of taco every other minute for 20 hours. Super doable.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104365 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:42 pm to
RIP in that case. I'm a relatively big guy but I couldn't put a dent in any of those choices. For instance, I could maybe eat two dozen shrimp in one sitting. Then do it 80+ more times? I love shrimp, but
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
5175 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

15 Ribeye Steaks (16 oz)


Easy.
Posted by Ryan3232
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Member since Dec 2008
27371 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:47 pm to
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This is a fricking stupid thread.

I love it.

Give me the steak.
I thought that when I first started reading the options and then got intrigued and here I am reading comments. Good job OP.


Edit: the donuts is the most realistic. Taco bell being #2.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:48 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
30034 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

• 105 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts


Anyone that doesn't say this doesn't want to live.

I am satisfied I could do it without any serious discomfort and never have to go Joey Chestnut on them at any point.

6 per hour for 16 hours is already 96 leaving just 9 left.

This is the kind of thing I would do on a bet with friends if there was some reward at the end, maybe just a good bottle of Scotch, not even death or a paper cut.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:48 pm to
I'd choose 20 pepperoni totinos with hot sauce extra mozz dipped in ranch. I know it's not on your menut but it should be.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:49 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78137 posts
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

quote:
Not a fan of....

quote:
....the donuts.

I found the communist.
I like Donuts, but Krispy Kreme are only okay. There's no chew to them.
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