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re: Grown men who drive these 4 cylinder ‘SUVs’

Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by Slim Chance
Member since Oct 2012
1627 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:16 pm to
I drive a 2500HD Duramax because I have to tow the family camper but if you want to buy me a Honda Odyssey I'd pimp that bitch all up and down I-10. I'm over 40 and could give zero frick's what another man thinks of my ride. A minivan seems so comfortable and practical with those sliding doors and cargo space.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:18 pm to
Shave your toxic masculinity.
This post was edited on 1/20/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by cykablyat
Member since Jan 2019
116 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

PortHudsonPlaya


You are the fakest internet black guy in the history of fake internet black guys.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

Just saw a fruity baw
quote:

I’m like, “hold on there dad bod

Why are you checking out a "fruity" guy's body?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:30 pm to
I'll step out of my Camry and leave pieces of you all over the parking lot if it came to it baw. More then likely I'd have to jump back in and lock my doors to keep you from blowing me. Pussy.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Just saw a fruity baw in one of those foriegn job ‘SUVs’ trying to zip in and out of traffic like he had some road rage. I’m like, “hold on there dad bod, are you in a hurry to your cooking class?”

What do you think about these ‘men’? What’s worse, driving a mini van or a mini SUV as a grown man that supposedly still has a pair?


We get it.

You like "manly" baws who drive F-250...but shouldn't you be posting that on your grinder profile instead of here on the O-T?
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:36 pm to
And you care why?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 4:37 pm to
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That’s a lesbian SUV baw. ETA: Thought you were the OP. But my stance is my stance.


Dusty, that guy is a really close friend of mine. I can assure you that our friend group gives him endless shite for that vehicle.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
59035 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 5:01 pm to
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PortHudsonPlaya



Your ol lady gave me head in my Hyundai Santa Fe Sport
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80814 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 5:03 pm to
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It ain’t about caring what another drives, it’s about seeing a grown man drive a vehicle that screams, “I’m snipped!” yet trying to be an alpha in traffic.



So in other words... It's about caring what a grown man drives.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 5:26 pm to
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It ain’t about caring what another drives, it’s about seeing a grown man drive a vehicle that screams, “I’m snipped!” yet trying to be an alpha in traffic.



I have a 4cyl suv, have no problem driving my wifes Odyssey, got snipped a little over a year ago, and Im still as alpha as Ive ever been.

Theres a Sonic less than 5 minutes from my house. Even though I know your arse wont show up, tell me when I need to be there.
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
4010 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 5:33 pm to
I have a 4x4 truck, but i like to drive the ole ladys lexus suv from time to time. Idgaf what some random person on td thinks lol.

If you csre what other men drive, you might be gay.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18141 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 5:34 pm to
Why do you care what another man drives?
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 5:44 pm to
Those guys would often beat the arse of big pickup drivers, but would get shot before they had a chance.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 6:10 pm to
What if it's a twin turbo?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76083 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 6:13 pm to
You can have my 28mpg Jeep Latitude when you come over here and take it from me.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41966 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 6:24 pm to
OP you sound pretty gay to me
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47674 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

What do you think about these ‘men’?


They may be gay. Did their dicks taste like shite?
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41880 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 6:51 pm to
Have another downvote.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10984 posts
Posted on 1/20/19 at 7:31 pm to
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May I ask what you drive?


I'm sure you can already picture it. I can. It's something that he feels legitimatizes his "alpha" behavior on the road.

I drive a four cylinder with a 6 speed to work. The amount of fun I can have legally is about 5 seconds. Seems like 500 horsepower would only shorten the fun.
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