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re: Great quotes or words of wisdom from your elders etc
Posted on 8/9/25 at 2:06 pm to DarkDrifter
Posted on 8/9/25 at 2:06 pm to DarkDrifter
quote:
Don’t fry bacon in the nude..
We have a winner!
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Posted on 8/9/25 at 2:19 pm to Yeahright
1. If you motivate an idiot, he will do stupid things faster.
2. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit but wisdom is knowing not
to put it in a fruit salad.
3. I don't fear the man who practices 10,000 kicks one time, but I do fear the
man who practices 1 kick 10,000 times.
4. Growth is painful and change is painful, but nothing is as painful as
staying where you DON'T BELONG.
And last, but certainly not least..... When I was helping my dad by blowing off his roof a few years back before his death, he asked me, "Is there anything I can say to help?" Rest up pops.... see you soon.
2. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit but wisdom is knowing not
to put it in a fruit salad.
3. I don't fear the man who practices 10,000 kicks one time, but I do fear the
man who practices 1 kick 10,000 times.
4. Growth is painful and change is painful, but nothing is as painful as
staying where you DON'T BELONG.
And last, but certainly not least..... When I was helping my dad by blowing off his roof a few years back before his death, he asked me, "Is there anything I can say to help?" Rest up pops.... see you soon.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 3:05 pm to TutHillTiger
First boss told me that whenever I was walking through the office walk with a sense of urgency and have 3 things in your mind you can say you’re working on if the CEO stops and asks. I still do that today.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 3:06 pm to Dadren
I heard emergency rooms and legs
Posted on 8/9/25 at 3:39 pm to TutHillTiger
“Good from far, but far from good.”
In reference to a butter faced woman
In reference to a butter faced woman
Posted on 8/9/25 at 3:48 pm to TutHillTiger
She’s cuter than a speckled pup laying under a red wagon.
If that ol’boy had a brain, he’d take it out and play with it!
If that ol’boy had a brain, he’d take it out and play with it!
Posted on 8/9/25 at 5:30 pm to Stumpknocker
When the cows come home as he will get around to that when the cows come home.
My Dads favorites:
Boy don’t let your alligator mouth get your rabbit arse in a bind.
Between the A and T to anyone who ended a sentence with a preposition.
When every anyone would confuse May with can.
Is Tut home? Dad: yes , long long pause, until he says would you like to speak to them ? If they said can I speak to Tut, he would snap back I don’t know can you? Did you mean to say May I speak to him?
Money talks and bullshite walks.
Never bullshite a bullshitter.
Football related.
You have little talent so Never ever let anyone out work you ever. Always make the coach kick you out of the stadium etc. and I always did, it was a ritual after practice I started running stadium until they made me stop. I eventually was team captain and all conference, even though I never weighted over 180. ( I could bench press over 350 and squat was much as could put on the bar, curl 200 etc etc as a junior, and run a 4.7 so I wasn’t a weakling just not big enough to be a lineman or fast enough to catch the ball so I had to be smarter and stronger. )
Always take on the best you can in any drill etc, everyone will expect you to lose so u have nothing to lose and if you win you look good.
One of my favorites:
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
My Dads favorites:
Boy don’t let your alligator mouth get your rabbit arse in a bind.
Between the A and T to anyone who ended a sentence with a preposition.
When every anyone would confuse May with can.
Is Tut home? Dad: yes , long long pause, until he says would you like to speak to them ? If they said can I speak to Tut, he would snap back I don’t know can you? Did you mean to say May I speak to him?
Money talks and bullshite walks.
Never bullshite a bullshitter.
Football related.
You have little talent so Never ever let anyone out work you ever. Always make the coach kick you out of the stadium etc. and I always did, it was a ritual after practice I started running stadium until they made me stop. I eventually was team captain and all conference, even though I never weighted over 180. ( I could bench press over 350 and squat was much as could put on the bar, curl 200 etc etc as a junior, and run a 4.7 so I wasn’t a weakling just not big enough to be a lineman or fast enough to catch the ball so I had to be smarter and stronger. )
Always take on the best you can in any drill etc, everyone will expect you to lose so u have nothing to lose and if you win you look good.
One of my favorites:
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 5:41 pm to TutHillTiger
“always tell the truth baw, its the same no matter how many times you repeat it”…
Posted on 8/9/25 at 5:41 pm to TutHillTiger
Take a piss whenever you can, but never trust a fart.
Older guy told me that at the duck camp when I was in my early teens.
Older guy told me that at the duck camp when I was in my early teens.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 5:43 pm to lsucm10
If you give someone who’s drunk coffee you’ll have a wide awake drunk person.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 5:45 pm to TutHillTiger
“Hold the light steady damnit!”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 5:53 pm to TutHillTiger
"They can take everything from you but your education, the things you know. The more you know, the more you're worth"
- my grandpa and possibly the smartest man I've ever met
Posted on 8/9/25 at 5:58 pm to TutHillTiger
Take advantage of the opportunity of a lifetime during the lifetime of the opportunity.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 6:05 pm to TutHillTiger
quote:
If it flies, floats or fricks rent it .
The most important piece of advice of all time.
Rule would save the average mf a million or more over the course of their lifetime.
Go to work everyday, rent anything that flies, floats or fricks.
Go back in time and tell yourself that.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 6:16 pm to Clark14
quote:
If you give someone who’s drunk coffee you’ll have a wide awake drunk person.
Law enforcement will tell you that alcoholics in meth are the absolute worst people you can come across. They never pass out drunk..they just keep drinking.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 6:45 pm to TutHillTiger
There are two kinds of people:
The kind that thinks there are two kinds of people and the kind that don’t …
The kind that thinks there are two kinds of people and the kind that don’t …
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:12 pm to TutHillTiger
The only person you can change is yourself.
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