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re: Gotta say, my new girlfriend is pretty resourceful

Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:53 am to
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61612 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 12:53 am to
You can change the name of your school to try and make people forget that you are a party school but sooner or later everyone is going to remember you are still just a party school.



Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88045 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:36 am to
quote:

Why do white people continue to wear those ugly arse sandals?!!
You think Chacos are ugly?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69253 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 5:47 am to
quote:

cool you are dating a 20 year old drunk who drives while she is drunk....gotta a keeper there



She was smart enough to refuse the breathalyzer.
Posted by Retlaw
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Sep 2013
1253 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:08 am to
Unwashed and unkempt from the top of her head to the bottoms of her feet.

I believe it was the learned philosopher Johnny Knoxville who so eloquently stated what appears to apply to this nasty young lady - "I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance."
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:19 am to
quote:

She looks like she has a stinky vagina.

Only one way to find out
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:19 am to
Look at that bitches feet! If those look like that, I imagine her monkey is unlawfully stank.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99045 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:30 am to
I'm gonna come to the wedding in my son's power wheels cop car and pull her over
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:48 am to
God, this is so typical of Kingwood
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:52 am to

Had me with the bandaids on the floor. iloveher!
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:00 am to
Walton and Johnson just talked about your girlfriend on air for a few minutes. Hit it while you can, Uncle. Once these hoes acquire fame they inevitably dump the boyfriend.
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:13 am to
quote:

there once was a slut out in Texas,
Pulled over for impaired reflexes,
Now she zooms like a spastic,
In her pink happy plastic,
But her power wheels sure ain't a Lexus.


she flunked out of school and now she sells Plexus
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1211 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:46 am to
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quote:cool you are dating a 20 year old drunk who drives while she is drunk....gotta a keeper there


quote:

She was smart enough to refuse the breathalyzer.


Plus, I bet she would have been smart enough not to make that mistake.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:51 am to
they keep their apt as clean as the typical college girl....filthy
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7092 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:55 am to
quote:

You think Chacos are ugly?


I'm pretty sure no one will ever argue that Chacos look great.

With that said, IWB(athe)I, then IWHI.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18403 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:07 am to
Why are there band-aids all over the floor?
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:10 am to
This seems like something that awesome Ole Miss drunk girl would have done
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32739 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:20 am to
quote:

This seems like something that awesome Ole Miss drunk girl would have done



Texas State girls will outslut, outparty, and outstupid any girl from any college in the nation.
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 9:21 am
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15429 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:28 am to
Looks, and appears to act, eerily similar to a friend of mine. Seems like a cool chick.
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