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Got to close to the sun with wings of wax...

Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:37 pm
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79884 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:37 pm
Burnt my popcorn tonight. I take total blame, tried to extend the popcorn cycle on the microwave for those last few kernels.

Damn it's a low feeling.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39573 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:39 pm to
Thanks for rat fricking the dorm room dude.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46363 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:40 pm to
Was this done at work?

If so, everyone hates you
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79884 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:41 pm to
I did garbage bag (tied tight) and remove it from the office.

Well....moved it to another office that is on a different ventilation system.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16043 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:11 am to
Parody of an angel
Miles above the sea
I hear the voice of reason
Screaming after me
"You've flown far too high boy now you're too close to the sun,
Soon your makeshift wings will come undone"

But how will I know limits from lies if I never try?

There's no promise of safety with these secondhand wings
But I'm willing to find out what impossible means.
I'll climb through the heavens on feathers and dreams
'Cause the melting point of wax means nothing to me.
Nothing to me
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2824 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:49 am to
George Costanza flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76218 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 4:00 am to
quote:

Burnt my popcorn tonight.
Thoughts and Prayers too




















you
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 4:06 am to
Pop, remove, fold the end and pop some more.

Then you have something, and only burn a little.

You plant operators are frickin retarded. Don’t burn the whole place down. K thx
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79884 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 4:59 am to
Operators would never burn their shite. Everything can wait until that cycle is done.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23564 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 5:36 am to
Now your trailer has that burnt popcorn smell in it. Oh well, it'll mask the dog crap.
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
8241 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 5:44 am to
Invest in an air popper, you never get unpopped kernels in the bag
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:34 am to
I always thought microwaving popcorn for 10 minutes would be a great prank.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:43 am to
You probably just got confused because the directions said “don’t leave it in for too long” instead of “to long”
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29724 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:47 am to
If melted an o in your title as well.
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:59 am to
My kid tried this. It's hilarious until you realize that the bag is on fire.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:12 am to
A lady did this at work al,ost every afternoon. She stunk up the lounge area and made a stink trail to her desk and then stunk up 4-5 aisles of cubicles with that odoriferous burnt stench.

She was a nice person but this pissed everybody off. She said that was only way she like doing popcorn. Damn....
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:13 am to
popcorn is nasty
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110746 posts
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:22 am to
quote:

If melted an o in your title as well.


When correcting the grammar/spelling of others, always make sure your grammar/spelling is correct.
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