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Got to close to the sun with wings of wax...
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:37 pm
Burnt my popcorn tonight. I take total blame, tried to extend the popcorn cycle on the microwave for those last few kernels.
Damn it's a low feeling.
Damn it's a low feeling.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:39 pm to fightin tigers
Thanks for rat fricking the dorm room dude.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:40 pm to fightin tigers
Was this done at work?
If so, everyone hates you
If so, everyone hates you
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:41 pm to Havoc
I did garbage bag (tied tight) and remove it from the office.
Well....moved it to another office that is on a different ventilation system.
Well....moved it to another office that is on a different ventilation system.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:11 am to fightin tigers
Parody of an angel
Miles above the sea
I hear the voice of reason
Screaming after me
"You've flown far too high boy now you're too close to the sun,
Soon your makeshift wings will come undone"
But how will I know limits from lies if I never try?
There's no promise of safety with these secondhand wings
But I'm willing to find out what impossible means.
I'll climb through the heavens on feathers and dreams
'Cause the melting point of wax means nothing to me.
Nothing to me
Miles above the sea
I hear the voice of reason
Screaming after me
"You've flown far too high boy now you're too close to the sun,
Soon your makeshift wings will come undone"
But how will I know limits from lies if I never try?
There's no promise of safety with these secondhand wings
But I'm willing to find out what impossible means.
I'll climb through the heavens on feathers and dreams
'Cause the melting point of wax means nothing to me.
Nothing to me
Posted on 2/6/18 at 12:49 am to fightin tigers
George Costanza flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
Posted on 2/6/18 at 4:00 am to fightin tigers
quote:Thoughts and Prayers too
Burnt my popcorn tonight.
you
Posted on 2/6/18 at 4:06 am to fightin tigers
Pop, remove, fold the end and pop some more.
Then you have something, and only burn a little.
You plant operators are frickin retarded. Don’t burn the whole place down. K thx
Then you have something, and only burn a little.
You plant operators are frickin retarded. Don’t burn the whole place down. K thx
Posted on 2/6/18 at 4:59 am to BRgetthenet
Operators would never burn their shite. Everything can wait until that cycle is done.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 5:36 am to fightin tigers
Now your trailer has that burnt popcorn smell in it. Oh well, it'll mask the dog crap.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 5:44 am to fightin tigers
Invest in an air popper, you never get unpopped kernels in the bag 
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:34 am to fightin tigers
I always thought microwaving popcorn for 10 minutes would be a great prank.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:43 am to fightin tigers
You probably just got confused because the directions said “don’t leave it in for too long” instead of “to long”
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:47 am to fightin tigers
If melted an o in your title as well.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 6:59 am to GetBackToWork
My kid tried this. It's hilarious until you realize that the bag is on fire.
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:12 am to fightin tigers
A lady did this at work al,ost every afternoon. She stunk up the lounge area and made a stink trail to her desk and then stunk up 4-5 aisles of cubicles with that odoriferous burnt stench.
She was a nice person but this pissed everybody off. She said that was only way she like doing popcorn. Damn....
She was a nice person but this pissed everybody off. She said that was only way she like doing popcorn. Damn....
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:22 am to Jack Daniel
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If melted an o in your title as well.
When correcting the grammar/spelling of others, always make sure your grammar/spelling is correct.
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