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re: Got a serious question for the OT: got caught cheating on a paper

Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:28 pm to
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but why would you make college students write 4 page fricking papers in their senior year?


A 4 page paper senior year? Try writing an 8 page paper in a second language, or in most of my other classes that weren't math related 15-30 pages in your first language. In high school I had way longer than 4 page papers to write.

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How many more goddamn papers do I have to fricking write before they realize I don't need to do this bullshite. It feels like busy work for an entire semester


Oh you're going to fry in the real world. Most seniors should be able to pop out a 4 page paper in less than 3 hours and be fine with citing sources.
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 4:30 pm
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:31 pm to
You are expelled anyway. Might as well pull your dick out and have the slam piece suck it in front of the teacher she might join in
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:33 pm to
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I could write papers on world or us history all day.


You probably couldn't tell me what the Triple Alliance is.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:33 pm to
Four fricking pages lol. Proposals I put together avg 26 pages long and I do 15 a week


Posted by SoFunnyItsNot
Member since Mar 2013
4636 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:33 pm to
this dude has to be at some small college... 4 page paper as a senior and he's complaining?! I wrote 15 page papers in college that I had no clue what I was even talking about.. But somehow you always find a way
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:33 pm to
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it's not the I hate writing meaningful papers. I'm talking about a class that forces me to write 4 page papers when it's over bullshite.
Sometimes the task of writing is what's important, not the topic.

Btw, I don't advise saying "gay arse paper" to the prof. shite, now I kind of wish I hadn't ever offered you advice. That's not the kind of attitude we need in the classroom.
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:35 pm to
Picture of OP
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11594 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:38 pm to
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A 4 page paper senior year? Try writing an 8 page paper in a second language, or in most of my other classes that weren't math related 15-30 pages in your first language. In high school I had way longer than 4 page papers to write.


For real. I had my first 20-plus page paper in a freshman English class. In 1998.

Geez....
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11594 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:41 pm to
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Four fricking pages lol. Proposals I put together avg 26 pages long and I do 15 a week


I commend you and hope you're making bank. I wouldn't want your job, though.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19921 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:41 pm to
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I made a 34 in reading and a 27 in English in the act


Highly doubt you even got above a 25 in either subject, or you wouldn't need to be cheating off of some chick for a 4 page paper
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:44 pm to
maybe if op wasn’t busy posting 3500 times this year he could have gotten that elusive 4th page
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18665 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:49 pm to
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You probably couldn't tell me what the Triple Alliance is.
Hungary Germany and Italy one of the major alliances of world war 1. Eventually grew to include the ottomans although by that time the Empire was crumbling and only a shadow of its former self and Russia before they withdrew from the war due to the communist revolution. But hell any 12 year old who plays battlefield 1 could tell you that shite
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:54 pm to
Cool, now tell me how the July monarchy is an indirect cause of the watergate scandal
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 4:55 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18665 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:56 pm to
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Sometimes the task of writing is what's important, not the topic.

I understand that. But why do I have to have 4 different classes that do that?
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Btw, I don't advise saying "gay arse paper" to the prof. shite, now I kind of wish I hadn't ever offered you advice. That's not the kind of attitude we need in the classroom.

I could teach way more and get the students to learn way more in a lecture than I ever could just telling them to write a paper
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:56 pm to
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Eventually grew to include the ottomans although by that time the Empire was crumbling and only a shadow of its former self and Russia before they withdrew from the war due to the communist revolution.


The Russians were a part of the Triple Entente/Allied Forces you fricking moron.

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But hell any 12 year old who plays battlefield 1 could tell you that shite


This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 4:58 pm
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 4:57 pm to
oops read that wrong yea Russia wasn’t
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 4:59 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30083 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 5:01 pm to
Tell the teacher you are studying to be an attorney and that all of their docs are plagerized.
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 5:02 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 5:01 pm to
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I could teach way more and get the students to learn way more in a lecture than I ever could just telling them to write a paper


But you think that Russia and Germany were on the same side during WWI.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21084 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 5:10 pm to
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no jackass if I was doing actual research on something and I make significant discoveries then obviously that's something I would write about but why would you make college students write 4 page fricking papers in their senior year? I've mad an A in comp. I've made an A in speech. I made a 34 in reading and a 27 in English in the act. How many more goddamn papers do I have to fricking write before they realize I don't need to do this bullshite. It feels like busy work for an entire semester


As a college English instructor, I have to say I find it hard to believe you’re at Vanderbilt. You really need to grow up.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 5:11 pm to
Wait, did he come out and say he went to Vandy?
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