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re: Gordon McKernan, E. Eric Guirard settle Baton Rouge legal feud

Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84432 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:34 pm to
Never divide by zero!
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17675 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:37 pm to
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His son seems like a walking Affluenza case.


I hope STM puts it on them in the Dome Friday.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104296 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:37 pm to
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I hope STM puts it on them in the Dome Friday.


Not unless UHigh sits their starters to protect their draft status.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87501 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:38 pm to
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If a kid falls off a bike, does Gordon sue himself?


The kid retains E. Eric to sue Gordon.

THERE’S your plot twist.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91320 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:40 pm to
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The bf is how I imagine you to look

Like lord farquaad but with a law degree



Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
12451 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:40 pm to
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Not unless UHigh sits their starters to protect their draft status.
By starters do you mean all the black kids Gordon is paying for so his son can win a couple state championships?
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24490 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:46 pm to
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If a kid falls off a bike, does Gordon sue himself?



Gordon wraps the bikes in a binding document freeing himself of any and all wrongdoing.

Then if a kid falls off the bike, they joint sue the manufacturer. It's a win-win.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47186 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:59 pm to
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Severe Headaches
Cervical and Thoracic Strain
Chest pains
Post-traumatic stress disorder
physical pain and suffering
mental and emotional pain, anguish, and distress
loss of income and impairment of earning capacity
loss of enjoyment of life


You forgot no sex
Ruined marriage
And the spouse of the person in the accident suing for the same.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58473 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 5:00 pm to
You probably don’t have what it takes anyway
Posted by BigSquirrel
Member since Jul 2013
1880 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 5:05 pm to
None of them lifted a finger for Devin White. But dem commercials sure are sweet! You got one job!
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12545 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 5:10 pm to
I wonder how it must feel to be rich, well known, and have an immaculate family ?

Gordon is a real life Victor Newman. He could probably have sex with every woman in Louisiana if he so desired. He probably never gets sick while he eats delicious cooked meals every night. He probably lives in a 6000 sq foot home with the best amenities money can buy. Must be nice.
Posted by W RRIOR
Member since Dec 2018
217 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 5:59 pm to
I saw E at a Halloween party. He looked terrible. He was dressed like a superhero, similar to Superman, with a big "E" on the front, and he had two young chicks as his sidekicks in spandex outfits, also with big "E"s on them.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58473 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 6:07 pm to
Damn I wish that was me
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6026 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 6:17 pm to
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Severe Headaches
Cervical and Thoracic Strain
Chest pains
Post-traumatic stress disorder
physical pain and suffering
mental and emotional pain, anguish, and distress
loss of income and impairment of earning capacity
loss of enjoyment of life

I'm sure Gordon is a nice enough guy but lets not pretend like every single person who dials that number is looking for help and not a pay day.


Egg shell Skull, my friend. Take the plaintiff as you find them.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 7:07 pm to
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Gordon McKernan is a great family man, as evidenced by his commercials.


Fact!
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 7:09 pm to
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Far right
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68768 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 7:16 pm to
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Although I really don't care for either of them, I hope the E won.


Ditto.

E may be a POS, but at least he isn’t a virtue signaling POS.


People on the OT actually rooting for a disbarred PI attorney. Hell might be freezing over.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84432 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 7:17 pm to
Riley, bruh. Look her up
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 7:20 pm to
Young Gordon must have the best life of any kid in Baton Rouge
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84432 posts
Posted on 12/3/18 at 7:22 pm to
I’d let his sister literally fart in my mouth.
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