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Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:00 pm to blueboy
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the sperm switch works by diverting the flow of sperm back to the man’s testicles when switched on.
sounds like really bad blue balls.
Just don't be dumb, cum in her bum.
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:07 pm to Buck Dancer
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cue the crazy women trying to flip your nut switch during sex after you told them you don't want any kids.
Had my switch installed backwards.
Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get one over on old Uncle Fr33
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:09 pm to Evil Little Thing
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It's no more invasive or weirder than the IUD I have inserted in my uterus.
Tell me more about things inserted in your uterus.
It gets me all randy.
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:16 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:Oh I beg to differ.
It's no more invasive or weirder than the IUD I have inserted in my uterus.
So a vasectomy is "invasive," but cramming something the size of a gummy bear into my nutsack is not?
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:22 pm to blueboy
Two kids are enough. Plus, I have the set. 
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:29 pm to blueboy
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The size of a gummy bear
Seems like a very odd item to choose to compare it to.
"Is that a gummy bear in your scrotum or the switch?"
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:30 pm to blueboy
a vasectomy is not bad at all.... in fact, i just the "all clear" result, so mine was a success...
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:36 pm to Croacka
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You're supposed to ejaculate a dozen or so times before all the sperm clears when you have a vasectomy
Tried to knock all mine out in one day, looked like this
This post was edited on 1/7/16 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:42 pm to blueboy
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Oh I beg to differ. So a vasectomy is "invasive," but cramming something the size of a gummy bear into my nutsack is not?
I didn't say a vasectomy is more invasive than this weird switch. Chicks have had contraceptive devices crammed inside their bodies for decades. Men ought to have "options," too :-p
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:43 pm to blueboy
"Hey babe, whatcha doin?"
"Oh, just turning off my nuts. Be with you in a second."
"Oh, just turning off my nuts. Be with you in a second."
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:50 pm to Evil Little Thing
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Men ought to have "options," too :-p
We do. Putting it in your butt
Posted on 1/7/16 at 6:59 pm to fr33manator
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We do. Putting it in your butt
Well eff. Then I got the IUD for nothing.
Posted on 1/7/16 at 7:00 pm to fr33manator
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Had my switch installed backwards.
So you ejaculate out of your arse?
Posted on 1/7/16 at 7:06 pm to blueboy
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the sperm switch works by diverting the flow of sperm back to the man’s testicles when switched o
So no sperm gets wasted?
Posted on 1/7/16 at 7:16 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Posted on 1/7/16 at 7:21 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:I know. That was just an aside.
I didn't say a vasectomy is more invasive than this weird switch.
But your uterus is way up inside you, whereas my nutsack is my nutsack.
Posted on 1/7/16 at 7:31 pm to blueboy
That's gonna be a real pain in the balls when you go through airport security
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