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Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:09 am
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:09 am
Morning all
JOTD
I worked at a factory making furniture. Every night I would leave the gate with a wheelbarrow full of sawdust and every night the factory guard checked through the sawdust as I left, looking for what I might be stealing… but I was too cleaver, he never found anything!
After 20 years, the guard was retiring. He pulled me aside and said"Look, I know you've been stealing SOMETHING for the past 20 years and it's driving me crazy not being able to catch you. I'm retiring and, I swear, I'll not tell anyone - I just need to know… just what have you been stealing?“ “Wheelbarrows”, I said.
JOTD
I worked at a factory making furniture. Every night I would leave the gate with a wheelbarrow full of sawdust and every night the factory guard checked through the sawdust as I left, looking for what I might be stealing… but I was too cleaver, he never found anything!
After 20 years, the guard was retiring. He pulled me aside and said"Look, I know you've been stealing SOMETHING for the past 20 years and it's driving me crazy not being able to catch you. I'm retiring and, I swear, I'll not tell anyone - I just need to know… just what have you been stealing?“ “Wheelbarrows”, I said.
This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 4:11 am
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:40 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks.
Today is a good day to avoid getting bitten by a gator
Today is a good day to avoid getting bitten by a gator
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:01 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
It’s a great day for a Hump
Time to began mucking about in hopes of making the world a place you want your kids to live in. Hope y’all can continue to contribute.It’s important.
It’s a great day for a Hump
Time to began mucking about in hopes of making the world a place you want your kids to live in. Hope y’all can continue to contribute.It’s important.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning to All, have a great day!
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:43 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning. Doctor'x appointment today.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:57 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning everyone. Enjoy the day
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all. on the road today.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:17 am to dyslexiateechur
Every GMT post that starts with or contains a JOTD, regardless of how crappy it is, gets an automatic up vote from me. Thank you dyslexiateechur for making this correction and shoutout to 777Tiger who expressed his frustrations regarding the lack of JOTD's in GMT threads yesterday. For losers like me who get their jollys off from reading the OT, plethera. That means a lot.
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