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dyslexiateechur
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GMT Sunday Funday
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A Roman Catholic priest is on his way to Rome when he runs into an old childhood friend.

“My goodness, Mary!” He says. “How have you been?”

“Oh, could be better,” she says. “My husband and I have been trying to have children for fifteen years, but we are barren.”

“I’m so sorry,” says the priest. “I’m on a pilgrimage to Rome, and I promise to light a candle for you in the great cathedral.”

Mary thanks him, and after chatting a little longer, they part ways.

Five years later, the priest is eating dinner when there’s a knock at his door. He opens it, and to his surprise, it’s Mary.

“I’m so glad I found you!” She exclaims. “Remember that candle you lit for me, years ago? Well, my husband and I now have two sets of twins and a set of triplets — and I just found out I’m pregnant with quadruplets!”

She then hands the priest an all-expenses paid ticket to Rome.

“Oh Mary!” Says the priest. “Your joy is my joy. You didn’t need to give me a thank-you gift.”

“Oh no, it’s not a thank you,” says Mary. “It’s so you can blow out that motherfricking candle.”


LSUballs
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
That joke sucks



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Bigfishchoupique
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Good morning folks.


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FLBooGoTigs1
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
TLFellAsleep

I have been at work all night and I aint got time for all that.

Good morning teech and LSUballs. Now that is funny


Anyway enjoy the rest of the weekend I am out


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Papa Tigah
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Rockbrc
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Good morning


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LSUtoBOOT
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Mawnin y’all other early risers


Wally Sparks
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madamsquirrel
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
I am awake for no reason

At least y'all are at work getting paid


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pioneerbasketball
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
morning

I was more entertained reading the scoreboard than watching the game yesterday.

Tiger vs tiger fans


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Hangit
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Good morning folks. I brewed a pot instead of a cup this morning. Waiting for the Canuck to get up.



TrimTab
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Good morning! I am awake for no reason as well.

Geaux Saints!


Hangit
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
You should go have some kind of fancy feast for breakfast.



LSU Coyote
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Morning all.. late waking up, just getting to gym



Will update with breakfast in bath later this morning.

This post was edited on 11/22 at 6:54 am


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LSU Coyote
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
quote:

fancy feast

Cat food?
This post was edited on 11/22 at 5:32 am


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TrimTab
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
quote:

fancy feast

Friend,
Nothing is open right meow on the Gulf Coast. Too early, mon cher ami.
xo,
Minou
This post was edited on 11/22 at 5:38 am


dyslexiateechur
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Even Waffle House isn’t open


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SlidellCajun
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Member since May 2019
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Morning all

Feeling reflective today


2020 has been a weird year. Like 3 years in one. At times it went fast and at times it went real slow.

It’s been real challenging. Many times I lacked faith.

I didn’t realize all along but 2020 has also been a year of unprecedented personal growth.
Facing these challenges brings growth.

In the growth comes greater faith that I can handle the next challenge that comes my way. I think we can all say that.

In a strange way, 2020 might actually go down as the best year yet.


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munchman
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fishfighter
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re: GMT Sunday Funday
Morning people.

Up all night. Sucked that I had to wake up the wife to help me get up off the shitter.


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