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Give us the cliffs of your wedding day
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:14 am
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:14 am
I got up and the first thing I did was go to the back yard and chip golf balls.
Got married.
Drove in my 3/4 Ton 4x4 with my new bride to Perdido Key FL. Got rear ended in Gulf Shores by a drunk lady. Took my new wife to the ER. She was basically okay but sore.
Finally made it to the condo. Drank some champagne. My wife and I waited to sex until we were married. She insisted I seal the deal. So I did.
Bonus: the pain meds got her constipated while on our honeymoon. I had/got to give her a suppository to help her have a BM.
Got married.
Drove in my 3/4 Ton 4x4 with my new bride to Perdido Key FL. Got rear ended in Gulf Shores by a drunk lady. Took my new wife to the ER. She was basically okay but sore.
Finally made it to the condo. Drank some champagne. My wife and I waited to sex until we were married. She insisted I seal the deal. So I did.
Bonus: the pain meds got her constipated while on our honeymoon. I had/got to give her a suppository to help her have a BM.
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Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:14 am to rebeloke
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Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:15 am to rebeloke
£ 
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:15 am to rebeloke
quote:How long did y'all date?
My wife and I waited to sex until we were married
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:16 am to rebeloke
Was really nervous.
Smoked a bowl and texted rebelokes mom for one last dump dump.
Got married
The end.
Smoked a bowl and texted rebelokes mom for one last dump dump.
Got married
The end.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:17 am to rebeloke
shut up, chris
3 terrible threads on the front page
hey man, do you prefer ranch or bleu cheese? OH BOY WHAT A CHOICE TO MAKE!!1!
3 terrible threads on the front page
hey man, do you prefer ranch or bleu cheese? OH BOY WHAT A CHOICE TO MAKE!!1!
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:17 am to whit
A very long 8 months. 
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:17 am to rebeloke
Passed out at the alter
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:18 am to jimbeam
No freaking way baw...
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:18 am to jimbeam
Got wasted at the reception and passed out in bathroom at hotel
Wife feel asleep in bed in lingerie
Wife feel asleep in bed in lingerie
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:18 am to jimbeam
Pictures
Nerves
Beer
Sex
Nerves
Beer
Sex
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:19 am to rebeloke
Woke up, started drinking mimosas. Hung out at the house with friends all day drinking mimosas.
Got married in the backyard. Switched over to just champagne. Kept checking lsu it score through wedding and pictures.
Temp dropped 20 degrees. Kept drinking. Everyone ended up inside watching football.
At about 2am a friend's husband decided to go sleep with nature and wandered off into the woods. Everyone else looked for him but a friend and I who got in the hot tub and kept drinking.
He was found asleep in someone's car.
The end.
Somehow no hangover.
Got married in the backyard. Switched over to just champagne. Kept checking lsu it score through wedding and pictures.
Temp dropped 20 degrees. Kept drinking. Everyone ended up inside watching football.
At about 2am a friend's husband decided to go sleep with nature and wandered off into the woods. Everyone else looked for him but a friend and I who got in the hot tub and kept drinking.
He was found asleep in someone's car.
The end.
Somehow no hangover.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:19 am to rebeloke
quote:
Bonus: the pain meds got her constipated while on our honeymoon. I had/got to give her a suppository to help her have a BM.
At least you PIIHB
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:19 am to Brageous
quote:
shut up, chris
Well this took off quick....although it does make a helluva lot of sense.
The only problem I have is that Chris used to be better at making alters TBH.
ETA to humor OP:
Woke Up
Drank Beer
Took Pictures
Got Married
Got Drunk
Had Sex
I figure that is pretty much your standard wedding day for a dude.
This post was edited on 7/3/14 at 9:21 am
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:19 am to dallastiger55
Oh my, that is way cool!
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:20 am to Brageous
Once the thread is in the dying stage, he'll bump the thread with a to a random post to keep it at the top. I'll never seen a poster care so much whether a thread lives or dies.
to a random post to keep it at the top. I'll never seen a poster care so much whether a thread lives or dies.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:20 am to rebeloke
new years day.
woke up. went to the soon to be "our" apartment. watched the Cotton Bowl where Phil Fulmer stuck a volunteer up our ***.
Played Halo with my two best friends. Got dressed.
Went to church. Got married. Went to reception. Got money from family.
went back to apartment where she kicked me out to change and no sexy time till we get to destination.
drove to San Antonio and she slept the whole time.
checked into riverwalk hotel. overlooked the river for a while and talked.
awkward first timer sex, but success achieved on both ends.
wake up next morning and look at river. it smells terrible and is less than 1 foot deep. they apparently dam it up Jan 2 and clean out the trash.
woke up. went to the soon to be "our" apartment. watched the Cotton Bowl where Phil Fulmer stuck a volunteer up our ***.
Played Halo with my two best friends. Got dressed.
Went to church. Got married. Went to reception. Got money from family.
went back to apartment where she kicked me out to change and no sexy time till we get to destination.
drove to San Antonio and she slept the whole time.
checked into riverwalk hotel. overlooked the river for a while and talked.
awkward first timer sex, but success achieved on both ends.
wake up next morning and look at river. it smells terrible and is less than 1 foot deep. they apparently dam it up Jan 2 and clean out the trash.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:21 am to boom roasted
Happens multiple times in every thread he starts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:21 am to rebeloke
quote:No way
A very long 8 months
I would of trillhog'd the shite out of her!Posted on 7/3/14 at 9:22 am to rebeloke
woke up
went to lunch
got a straight razor shave
got pulled over for speeding
got hitched
got drunk
pound town
went to lunch
got a straight razor shave
got pulled over for speeding
got hitched
got drunk
pound town
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