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Posted on 8/4/21 at 11:47 am to HubbaBubba
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farmer has dozens of cows and only two bulls, but both bulls are too old to mate anymore. The famer buys himself a third bull and delivers it into the field. This new bull is much younger than the other two, and immediately is excited to see the cows and starts mating with cow after cow. When the old bulls see this, one of them starts huffing, snorting, and scraping the ground with his hoof. "Don't bother competing with that young bull," says the other old bull. "You're too old. He'd just laugh at you." "I'm not trying to compete with him," replies the first old bull. "I just want him to know I'm not a cow."
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:15 pm to Bear88
This is one if memory serves Jimmy Stewart used to tell
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:29 pm to HubbaBubba
An old bull and a young bull are on top of a hill.
Young bull says, man look at all them cows down there.
Let’s run down there and frick one of them cows.
Old bull replies, no. Let’s walk down there and frick all of them.
Young bull says, man look at all them cows down there.
Let’s run down there and frick one of them cows.
Old bull replies, no. Let’s walk down there and frick all of them.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:36 pm to upgrade
Why did the Aggie cross the road?
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:38 pm to geaux88
Oweo walks into a bar.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:46 pm to DiamondDog
Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump after the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and said "Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died and I want to take her place." Trump said " If it is ok with the funeral home it is ok with me. "
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:47 pm to DiamondDog
Jbe
Posted on 8/4/21 at 1:00 pm to DiamondDog
What do you call 23 John Deere tractors at a Dairy Queen?
Prom Night at Auburn.
Prom Night at Auburn.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 1:08 pm to DiamondDog
What do you call a cowboy from Plano Texas? Nothing much just a Plano cowboy
Posted on 8/4/21 at 1:10 pm to DiamondDog
Joe Biden
The end
The end
Posted on 8/4/21 at 1:21 pm to LSUBoo
quote:
Oweo walks into a bar.
The bartender, thinking quickly, breaks his fingers.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 3:40 pm to DiamondDog
What do you get when you put fifty lesbians and fifty politicians in a room?
A hundred people who don’t do d*ck.
A hundred people who don’t do d*ck.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 3:52 pm to LsuFanbyMarriage
There once was a princess potato who loved Bob Costas more than anything in the whole wide world, so she goes to her father, the king potato and says, "oh father, I'm sooooo in love, I know who I want to marry when I grow up." "Oh you do, do you? Who would that be, my princess" he replies. When she says Bob Costas, he gets a stern look on his face and says, "You can never marry Bob Costas, I forbid it." With tears streaming down her face her asks, "But why, I love him," to which her father replies, "Because he's only a commentator."
Posted on 8/4/21 at 3:59 pm to Erebus
quote:
“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.”
Posted on 8/4/21 at 4:10 pm to DiamondDog
A little old lady walks up to a young man stocking shelves in a grocery and asks, “Young man do you have any broccoli?” The young man replies, “Ummm, let see it’s right over here, oops, looks like we're all out.”
A few minutes later that same little old lady walks up to the same young man and asks, “Young man do you have any broccoli?” The young man replies, “No ma’am, we’re fresh out.”
A few minutes later that same little old lady walks up to the same young man and asks, “Young man do you have any broccoli?” The young man asks, “can you spell CAT as in cat food?” The old lady says, “sure C A T”
The young man then asks, “can you spell DOG as in dog house? The old lady says, “sure D O G”
The young man finally asks, “can you spell FRICK as in broccoli?” The old lady says, “there’s no FRICK in broccoli.” That’s what I been trying to tell you the young man exclaims!”
A few minutes later that same little old lady walks up to the same young man and asks, “Young man do you have any broccoli?” The young man replies, “No ma’am, we’re fresh out.”
A few minutes later that same little old lady walks up to the same young man and asks, “Young man do you have any broccoli?” The young man asks, “can you spell CAT as in cat food?” The old lady says, “sure C A T”
The young man then asks, “can you spell DOG as in dog house? The old lady says, “sure D O G”
The young man finally asks, “can you spell FRICK as in broccoli?” The old lady says, “there’s no FRICK in broccoli.” That’s what I been trying to tell you the young man exclaims!”
Posted on 8/4/21 at 4:17 pm to DiamondDog
After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell your clubs.”
The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”
The husband says, “I haven’t.”
The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”
The husband says, “I haven’t.”
Posted on 8/4/21 at 4:44 pm to go ta hell ole miss
A President of the United States who thinks Revolutionary War troops took over the airports and windmills cause cancer.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 4:56 pm to DiamondDog
What does a bammer coed say immediately after sex?
Git off me daddy- your crushing my cigarettes.
Git off me daddy- your crushing my cigarettes.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 5:04 pm to DiamondDog
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for their pregnancy appointments.
The brunette says to the redhead, “I know I’m going to have a boy. My husband was on top when we conceived.”
The redhead replies, “Well I’m going to have a girl. I was on top.”
The blonde bursts out in tears. The brunette and the redhead ask her “What’s wrong?”
Crying blonde: “I’m going to have puppies.”
The brunette says to the redhead, “I know I’m going to have a boy. My husband was on top when we conceived.”
The redhead replies, “Well I’m going to have a girl. I was on top.”
The blonde bursts out in tears. The brunette and the redhead ask her “What’s wrong?”
Crying blonde: “I’m going to have puppies.”
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