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re: Girls Who Let You PIIHB the First Date

Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:27 pm to
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I want to marry someone who is awesome in the sack. You dont get that with a virgin. But some of you frickers seem to want that.



Ah. I remember being 15.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:28 pm to
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Marriage material or dirty whores?
Marriage material AND dirty whores.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:28 pm to
Marriage as long as I don't draw back a peanut on muh pecker
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:28 pm to
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that doesnt happen
oh yes it does
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:29 pm to
Depends on the woman. What if you really connect with the person? It doesnt mean she has let every single guy bang her arse on the first date does it?
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:29 pm to
Your cellmate, when he dresses up so pretty.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 4:45 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:29 pm to
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I want to marry someone who is awesome in the sack. You dont get that with a virgin. But some of you frickers seem to want that.



Think about the best frick you've ever had. Was she a woman who you'd bring home to mama?

In terms of wifing, there are so many more important things than sexual performance. You don't want a boring fishfrick, obviously, but sexual chemistry is something that can be improved upon over time - but being a crazy nympho can't be.

FWIW, the more partners a woman has, the more likely her marriage will end in divorce.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 4:30 pm
Posted by WHATDOINO
Member since Dec 2008
7061 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:30 pm to
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Girls Who Let You PIIHB the First Date by JOHNN

Depends on the woman. What if you really connect with the person? It doesnt mean she has let every single guy bang her arse on the first date does it?





Somebody married a whore
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291625 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:30 pm to
whens the last time you had sex?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12642 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:31 pm to
Marriage is just when two people create a contract for tax purposes.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:31 pm to
Average rule of thumb is when a girl tells you how many dudes she's fricked, multiply that by 3. That's not even counting BBC.
Posted by GAAtty70
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:32 pm to
Me too.....1985 was a pretty damn good year.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:32 pm to
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Marriage is just when two people create a contract for tax purposes.



Tax incentives are tied to marriage so that the state will ensure another generation of taxpayers.

Marriage is a hell of a lot older than our byzantine tax code.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:32 pm to
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whens the last time you had sex?
with someone else in the room ?
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
5163 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:33 pm to
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Marriage material or dirty whores?



Well, me and your mom certainly aren't married.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84834 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:33 pm to
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Marriage is just when two people create a contract for tax purposes.



No
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:35 pm to
Neither are me and your grandma
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
8319 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:35 pm to
Any girl that lets you PIIHB on the first date has zero chance of being emotionally stable over the long haul.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:38 pm to
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Any girl has zero chance of being emotionally stable over the long haul.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8374 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:38 pm to
Well yeah, but if you're playing "I'd Love to Lay You Down" by Conway (RIP) it isn't exactly fair... A bit like shooting fish in a barrel.
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