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re: Girlfriend Brought These Plates Into My House, Wants Me To Use Them
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:16 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:16 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
I have a beard.
She likes polka dot dresses.
Now we have these plates.
It's not sounding good, is it?
Signs you're a hipster.
Do you drink PBR?
Wear skinny jeans?
Wear mainstream flannel shirts?
Did you major in philosophy in college?
Hang out at coffee shops while being pretentious?
Does your GF admire Katy Perry?
The icing on the cake is you liking these goddamn plates, you hipster.
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:16 pm to HaveMercy
quote:
she's already crossed the line by replacing his plates.
This attitude is just a silly game that some people, particularly women, like play. Crossing the line is when she does something that I actually care about or bothers me. If I have to pretend to care about arbitrary stupid bullshite that I don't actually care about then everything is already failed anyway.
I'm not going to pretend to hate plates that are fricking awesome and I want anyway to make a stupid point. That's bitch shite.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:20 pm to Peazey
My last name is Fox, so that plate rules, and I'm also going to need a bunch of those badger plates.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:26 pm to LuckyTiger
I like them, but I'd worry they might make me less productive. I might spend hours just staring at them.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:37 pm to Deactived
quote:
Not going to lie, those are pretty awesome
Agree
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:39 pm to dandan
Use the damn plates...fight another battle.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:40 pm to BallyHOO
where did they come from ?
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:40 pm to BallyHOO
quote:
Use the damn plates...fight another battle.
By not fighting this battle he is losing the war already.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:41 pm to LuckyTiger
Do your friends have vaginas you get to touch?
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:43 pm to LuckyTiger
Looks like they would hold food. Ok with me
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:02 am to Bubb
As long as she cooks and puts good food on them, go with it.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:18 am to LuckyTiger
Would buy.
Would use.
Would use.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:20 am to LuckyTiger
Tell her that the plates bear Satanic and Demonic images, so , although you like the plates, it would be too risky to have them in the house.
Demons commonly possess animals and give the animals human speech and habits, such as clothing. These images actually glorify Demonic Possession in a worshipful way that summons Demons and other Satanic entities from Hell to come to your house.
So, if your GF would rather not summon Satan and his Demonic Legions from Hell to come inhabit your home and your physical bodies, it's best that the plates be exchanged at the store for plain white plates.
Tell her that this is really a shame because you like the plates and think they are very cute BUT the risk of being possessed by a Demon and dragged to Hell for Eternity is not worth it.
Demons commonly possess animals and give the animals human speech and habits, such as clothing. These images actually glorify Demonic Possession in a worshipful way that summons Demons and other Satanic entities from Hell to come to your house.
So, if your GF would rather not summon Satan and his Demonic Legions from Hell to come inhabit your home and your physical bodies, it's best that the plates be exchanged at the store for plain white plates.
Tell her that this is really a shame because you like the plates and think they are very cute BUT the risk of being possessed by a Demon and dragged to Hell for Eternity is not worth it.
This post was edited on 9/21/16 at 12:22 am
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:22 am to chinese58
We need those pics of your girlfriend.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:27 am to LuckyTiger
I'd ask what she's into in the bedroom but I think these plates sum it up nicely.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:29 am to Champagne
quote:
Demons commonly possess animals and give the animals human speech and habits, such as clothing. These images actually glorify Demonic Possession in a worshipful way that summons Demons and other Satanic entities from Hell to come to your house.
Guess you didn't like LSU's 'Gridiron Gold' Throwback Uniforms with 'Sailor Mike' wearing that hat.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:41 am to LuckyTiger
Ditch the bitch.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 1:10 am to LuckyTiger
quote:
I'm not using these stupid dapper animal plates
frick you those are awesome. And for some reason the one at the top is making me laugh my arse off. Just some old arse looking ferret like he's pissed off but not like racist or anything just like he can't figure out the fricking iphone.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 1:31 am to HaveMercy
quote:
So disappointed in you fellas. The vast majority of you were discussing the actual plates. Dayum.
The OT is a strange place, to say the least.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 1:36 am to LuckyTiger
I was prepared to come in here tell you suck it up and use the plates to keep the woman happy. But DAMN those are ugly and stupid and all kinds of terrible 
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