re: Girlfriend Brought These Plates Into My House, Wants Me To Use Them

If she likes them that much, you already know the answer.

WHere'd she get them?

I like them. I'd use them and assign guests what animal they are going to be.

It's a fricking plate. Who gives a shite? It's like worrying about how another man dresses.

Those are incredible. It would be awesome if you had to match what you eat to what's on the plate.

LuckyTiger

You may not realize it, but you unwittingly just became West Elm's most successful sales person and yet you aren't being paid for your services.

A West Elm employee will arrive to work this morning, grab a cup of coffee, open Report Writer to run a few reports, and eventually notice an anomaly in the sales numbers for 09/21/16. He or she will walk into their boss's office and say something like, "While running sales reports I noticed a dramatic spike in sales for our Dapper Animal Plates. Overnight, sales of Dapper Animal Plates spiked in our southeast region, specifically in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. Essentially the Gulf States became our #1 region within less than 24 hours. I haven't yet determined why the southeastern region has suddenly taken an interest in Dapper Animal Plates. Have we recently started a new marketing campaign in our southeastern region? Another anomaly I discovered concerns the demographic now purchasing the plates. Before yesterday, women ages 18 - 35 were our primary buyer. However, within the last 24 hours men ages 28 - 45 have overtaken young women as the primary buyer of Dapper Animal Plates. Something is driving this spike but at this time it's a mystery. I'll do more research and submit my findings by the end of the week..."

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keep the girl who sucks your dick happy?


You can always get another one of those. Those plates are in poor taste. I'd question whether I want to continue the relationship.

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Yeah, bc "always being able to get another one of those" over some damn plates is classy AF.

Looks like something you would win at the fair

I'm planning to purchase some of those plates today, fwiw. I truly dig 'em! But I'm an interesting person who doesn't fret about something insignificant like fricking plates. If anything, interesting things make for interesting conversations. Makes me wonder just how boring the OP is. I don't constantly worry if I'm being masculine enough because that's the definition of beta. If I have a headache and the only option is Midol, I'll take the fricking Midol and not think twice about it.

I mean...they're fricking plates and this dude is worried his man card will be revoked by his fricking beta friends. He's more worried about what other dudes think than the cool arse chick gifting him her puss.

Think about that for a moment.

He's worried about what dudes will think.