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re: Gillette no longer going after the soy male feminist, has its sights set on a new target

Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:04 pm to
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Makes sense that they would go after obese women. A lot more ground to cover when they shave.


How many razors would it take to shave that whole thing?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:05 pm to
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Makes sense that they would go after obese women. A lot more ground to cover when they shave.


Well they’ve already ostracized the men, and they’re the poor saps that have to shave these fat fricks since there’s no way in hell they can get through those folds on their own.
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2099 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:05 pm to
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Go out there and slay the buffet!!!! !! Diabetes + scooters

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64843 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:07 pm to
I’m all for a little meat, but that chick will be dead before 50 guaranteed
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:08 pm to
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but that chick will be dead before 50 guaranteed


Steps or years?
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:09 pm to
I’m confused. Are they trying to sell razors to men?
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11026 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:12 pm to
The harpoons! Man them!
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:16 pm to
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Well they’ve already ostracized the men, and they’re the poor saps that have to shave these fat fricks since there’s no way in hell they can get through those folds on their own.


The kinds of guys who date women like her aren't really that type. I see it on my 600lb life all the time.

You could slap one of them in the face and they'd probably apologize.
This post was edited on 4/4/19 at 7:17 pm
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11619 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:18 pm to
I think she is screaming in excitement because they just rang the dinner bell
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:19 pm to
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I see it on my 600lb life all the time


Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71940 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:19 pm to
You’d think someone would come along and push that poor thing back into the sea.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:19 pm to
We're gonna act like it weird to watch that show? It's insanely popular.
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
11749 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:19 pm to
How is it even possible to shave legs that fat? It’d be like trying to shave jell-o.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:20 pm to
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You’d think someone would come along and push that poor thing back into the sea.


It would take an entire NFL roster.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38823 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:27 pm to
The 2019 version of the blocking sled.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:32 pm to
Same people who applaud this probably bitch about cigarettes ads and smoking in movies because they normalize an unhealthy lifestyle.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:34 pm to
time to take out a loan to short as much gillette stock as i can
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:36 pm to
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time to take out a loan to short as much gillette stock as i can


I'm sure you can borrow so much against your trailer.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46269 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:38 pm to
Well the fats have more skin to shave so they will use razors at a faster rate. Gillette, the razor of fatties, sounds like a good ad campaign
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18855 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:45 pm to
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