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re: Giant yellow jacket nests found
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:54 pm to East Coast Band
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:54 pm to East Coast Band
While some of you poor bastards obviously have far worse stories, I got hit by a single yellow jacket a single time while mowing the grass years ago. What was so shocking about it was the impact. I had been “stung” by who knows how many bees and wasps over the years, but this son of a bitch made me feel like I had been hit by a snake. I have no idea how an insect sting can feel like that, but it did.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:56 pm to Kafka
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when I was about 10 I was playing football w/some guys and the ball rolled into some bushes. A guy went in the bushes to get it and ran out screaming a few seconds later. He had disturbed a yellow jacket nest.
I ended up getting stung 7 or 8 times and it hurt like hell, but the other guy got stung around 75 times and ended up having to go to the emergency room.
I was working road construction one summer in college and was clearing out an old barbed wire fence. It was all grown up to hell and back with brush. As I reached in and snipped one of the wires I felt this searing pain on my left forearm - I assumed that when I cut the fence it was under tension and when cut it had wrapped itself around my arm ... I was wrong, so very wrong.
Pulled my arm back to remove the rusty wire from in my skin. As I did I caught a glimpse of a large hornet nest that had been torn apart by the cut wire ... I quickly looked at my left arm and it was like something out of a saw movie. My arm was covered with dozens of those frickers who were stinging me like I owed them money.
I slapped at my arm, brushed off all that I could see, and started flailing and running around like a crazed orangutan. The guy operating the bush hog heard my cursing over the engine noise and drove over to see wtf was going on. When he got to me he took one look and said, “buddy, I think you might need to go to the ER.” My arm was swollen up like a steroid addicted bodybuilder by the time we got to the hospital. Took me a week before I went back to work.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:56 pm to kjntgr
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My brother had a worker at his nursery get popped on his earlobe last year. Fella went into anaphylactic shock. He died before they could get him to hospital.
Old roommate was allergic and carried a epinephrine shot with him almost always.
We have honeybees so I get stung by them regularly. They hurt like hell too.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:56 pm to East Coast Band
As if that was 'found'. They watched it grow, and it wasn't overnight.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:01 pm to Stingy
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As if that was 'found'. They watched it grow, and it wasn't overnight.
How do you know anyone is even living in the house? Could be abandoned or as I said a camp or old farmhouse.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:07 pm to East Coast Band
How the frick do you let it get that big on your house?
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:27 pm to Martini
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I got popped by yellow jackets in my oregano plant in my backyard a week ago and I killed a wasp nest in a shed this morning as big as a pie plate.
Years ago I ate some LSD and went to a camp in Kentwood. We turned the lights on and I got popped twice in the ear. I walked inside in pain and got stung in the face by a wasp. Was an interesting trip after that
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:33 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Fun thing about yellow jackets, by the end of summer they're primarily looking for the most energy dense stuff they can find. Sugar preferred, which often is in the form of rotting and fermenting fruit.
So they get drunk which somehow leads to them being more aggressive.
So they get drunk which somehow leads to them being more aggressive.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:58 pm to Duke
I got nailed a few times this evening cutting the grass. Went back with some wasp spray and laid waste. One of them didn’t get a direct hit and was suffering for a long time before dying. I sat there and watched the whole thing laughing like a movie villain
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:07 pm to East Coast Band
Only people in Alabama can "find" that kind of crap or "nest" on their porch.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:23 pm to the paradigm
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I remember encountering one of these when I was a kid. It was about 10 ft. up on a tree branch on a road where quite a few people in the neighborhood walked past. I thought I'd be the hero and knock it down with a rock. I was wrong
Lol.
Same thing happened to me. I hit that shite with a rock, stood watching, and got hit like 5-6 times in the face. Little frickers
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:12 am to Bow to Auburn
Couple of things I did not see mentioned. Remember those frickers when building underground, the also have an escape route (another hole nearby leading into the underground nest).
If you can locate one hole, plug it up, then put screen of some lose fabric over the other one and pour the Dawn dish liquid to it. That stuff gets on their wings they're toast.
An old retired school teacher I knew got stung a couple of times by wasps and in 10 minutes at the E. R. died. Highly allergic to them apparently.
Most people discover them while mowing or weed eating and you can't hear them buzzing at your arse which is the real problem.
If you can locate one hole, plug it up, then put screen of some lose fabric over the other one and pour the Dawn dish liquid to it. That stuff gets on their wings they're toast.
An old retired school teacher I knew got stung a couple of times by wasps and in 10 minutes at the E. R. died. Highly allergic to them apparently.
Most people discover them while mowing or weed eating and you can't hear them buzzing at your arse which is the real problem.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:35 am to Dick Leverage
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Why can’t I stand in MY fricking yard without some random nutcase feeling the need to bug me relentlessly and worry the shite out of me?
they will lay claim to your truck too if it sits long enough. frickers were flying in the crevice between my door and the cab on the passenger side and had built a nest in the void between the door and the rubber seal. i got hit with the insect equivalent of a sucker punch just for walking by my own gawd damn truck.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:35 am to Bard
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Nests that big don't happen overnight. That's a couple of weeks (at least) worth of work.
According to the article they are “perennial” nests, meaning the colony didn’t die off over winter. Presumably because it didn’t get cold enough, nest was in just the right location, abundant food supply, something along those lines.
Apparently when this happens, the queens don’t disperse when they hatch in springtime. So the nest population explodes.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:37 am to TDsngumbo
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Unlike bees and very much like assholes.

Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:39 am to FreeState
When I was a teenager I ran over a YJ nest with the riding mower and when they hit me a couple times all at once I straight up jumped off the mower and took off running.. but left the mower in gear. Had to go chase it down and turn it off really quick
Of all of the satisfying ways off destroying a ground nest, molten aluminum takes the cake
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Of all of the satisfying ways off destroying a ground nest, molten aluminum takes the cake
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Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:47 am to GetEmTigers08
We had one of those non-permanent above ground pools once. It collapsed and I went out side to see why our yard was flooded all of a sudden. I was standing there and my legs started feeling odd and looked down. My dad started yelling at me to run and I went into a shocked daze and was frozen in the moment. I finally decided it would maybe be a good idea to run. I got popped somewhere near 15 times. The water apparently disrupted an underground hive of theirs. My legs swole up so bad. I still have scars.
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