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Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:56 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:56 pm
Went to Panera with a group of coworkers for lunch today. I had a big breakfast, so I just ordered a chocolate chip muffie (its like a thin muffin, so a cross between a muffin and a cookie).

My doosh bag coworker hasn’t stopped giving me shite about it. He keeps coming by my desk saying stupid things like “muffie man!” or “i bet you wish our vending machine had muffies.” He’s trying to get other people to call me muffie as my new nickname.

He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24418 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:57 pm to
You should frick his dad, muffie man.


frick, beerjeep beat my edit.
This post was edited on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39228 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:57 pm to
Dear Facebook

Love, muffie
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139226 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:57 pm to
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He keeps coming by my desk saying stupid things like “muffie man!”

Just say - Your wife calls me that too
Posted by lsutiger2010
Member since Aug 2008
14790 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3504 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
Lot's of shenanigans going on at Dollar General today!
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12113 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
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chocolate chip muffie


yea, that's real ghey
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110678 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
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You should frick his dad


He's looking to do something he's never done before.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18879 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
Break into his house and have sex with his wife
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.


Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
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call

the jerk store called, and they're all out of you
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11924 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
I read this as getting a beej from a coworker
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Getting back at a coworker


quote:

I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.


Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:59 pm to
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I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.


Studmuffie
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68390 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87746 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:59 pm to
your dumb trolls are formulaic but they're growing on me
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24318 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:00 pm to
Put one of those electronic crickets in his office
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:00 pm to
Did you grow your muffin on FarmVille
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110678 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.


And that's when he tells you he's fricking your wife, muffie man.
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