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Getting back at a coworker
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:56 pm
Went to Panera with a group of coworkers for lunch today. I had a big breakfast, so I just ordered a chocolate chip muffie (its like a thin muffin, so a cross between a muffin and a cookie).
My doosh bag coworker hasn’t stopped giving me shite about it. He keeps coming by my desk saying stupid things like “muffie man!” or “i bet you wish our vending machine had muffies.” He’s trying to get other people to call me muffie as my new nickname.
He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
My doosh bag coworker hasn’t stopped giving me shite about it. He keeps coming by my desk saying stupid things like “muffie man!” or “i bet you wish our vending machine had muffies.” He’s trying to get other people to call me muffie as my new nickname.
He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:57 pm to Jon Ham
You should frick his dad, muffie man.
frick, beerjeep beat my edit.
frick, beerjeep beat my edit.
This post was edited on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:57 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
He keeps coming by my desk saying stupid things like “muffie man!”
Just say - Your wife calls me that too
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:57 pm to Jon Ham
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to Jon Ham
Lot's of shenanigans going on at Dollar General today!
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
chocolate chip muffie
yea, that's real ghey
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to brucevilanch
quote:
You should frick his dad
He's looking to do something he's never done before.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to beerJeep
Break into his house and have sex with his wife
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
call
the jerk store called, and they're all out of you
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to Jon Ham
I read this as getting a beej from a coworker
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:58 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Getting back at a coworker
quote:
I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.

Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:59 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
Studmuffie
Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:59 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.

Posted on 7/9/18 at 1:59 pm to Jon Ham
your dumb trolls are formulaic but they're growing on me
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:00 pm to Jon Ham
Put one of those electronic crickets in his office
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:00 pm to Jon Ham
Did you grow your muffin on FarmVille
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:00 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
And that's when he tells you he's fricking your wife, muffie man.
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