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Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:01 pm to Jon Ham
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My doosh bag coworker hasn’t stopped giving me shite about it. He keeps coming by my desk saying stupid things like “muffie man!” or “i bet you wish our vending machine had muffies.” He’s trying to get other people to call me muffie as my new nickname.
He's just jealous of your Farmville talent.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:02 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
so I just ordered a chocolate chip muffie (its like a thin muffin, so a cross between a muffin and a cookie).
What a fatass
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:02 pm to Jon Ham
Your only hope is to eat t-bone steaks for lunch everyday and hope that everyone will start calling you T-bone instead.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:04 pm to Jon Ham
quote:So now Muffie wants to be Jody?
He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight.
All unusual is quite usual in Arkansas' version of-
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:05 pm to Jon Ham
The more you act like it bothers you the more he will continue with this nonsense.
Completely ignore it and don’t let it get to you. He will drop it completely within 2 days.
Completely ignore it and don’t let it get to you. He will drop it completely within 2 days.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:05 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Went to Panera with a group of coworkers for lunch today. I had a big breakfast, so I just ordered a chocolate chip muffie (its like a thin muffin, so a cross between a muffin and a cookie). My doosh bag coworker hasn’t stopped giving me shite about it. He keeps coming by my desk saying stupid things like “muffie man!” or “i bet you wish our vending machine had muffies.” He’s trying to get other people to call me muffie as my new nickname. He thinks he’s funny but joke is on him. I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:06 pm to Jon Ham
Throw your piss on him and knock over his computer
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:08 pm to CorkSoaker
quote:the hell he will. If his upbringing was anything like mine, he would randomly mention it for decades. We are merciless.
Completely ignore it and don’t let it get to you. He will drop it completely within 2 days.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:09 pm to LaBR4
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Throw your piss on him and knock over his computer
Get some pubic hair clippings and put on his keyboard.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:09 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
I’m going to jerk off to his wife’s facebook pics when I get home tonight. Can’t wait to tell him all about it tomorrow.
K keep me posted
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:10 pm to DemonKA3268
I needed this thread this afternoon. 
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:10 pm to Jon Ham
Cool story, muffle man
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:11 pm to Jon Ham
Have you tried fingering him, Muffie?
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:13 pm to Jon Ham
Could be worse.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:14 pm to Jon Ham
ask chkn to change your name to muffie
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:15 pm to Jon Ham
Someone PLEASE make a "Muffie Man" alter to the OP. Hell, it would be an instant upgrade from OP.
Enjoy your downvote, Jon.
Enjoy your downvote, Jon.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:18 pm to rowbear1922
I wish the mods we're cool enough that they would take it upon themselves to change his screen name to it.
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:20 pm to Jon Ham
Tell him he should open a jerk store... he has a full supply
This post was edited on 7/9/18 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 7/9/18 at 2:22 pm to Jon Ham
Your story seems fake but if not make a Craigslist post for free scrap metal and leave his phone number for the contact. He will have meth heads blowing up his phone until you take the ad down.
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