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George Patton’s Speech to the Third Army

Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:12 pm
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
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Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:12 pm


[quote]Be seated. Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle. Every man is scared in his first action. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar. But the real hero is the man who fights even though he's scared. Some men will get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an hour, and for some it takes days. But the real man never lets his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood. All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shite drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a frick for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready! A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shite. There are four hundred neatly marked graves in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job—but they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his officer did. An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bullshite. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fricking. And we have the best team—we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor bastards we're going up against. All the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters. Every single man in the army plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. What if every truck driver decided that he didn't like the whine of the shells and turned yellow and jumped headlong into a ditch? That cowardly bastard could say to himself, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands.' What if every man said that? Where in the hell would we be then? No, thank God, Americans don't say that. Every man does his job. Every man is important. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns, the quartermaster is needed to bring up the food and clothes for us because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last damn man in the mess hall, even the one who boils the water to keep us from getting the GI shits, has a job to do. Each man must think not only of himself, but think of his buddy fighting alongside him. We don't want yellow cowards in the army. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after the war, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave men. One of the bravest men I saw in the African campaign was on a telegraph pole in the midst of furious fire while we were moving toward Tunis. I stopped and asked him what the hell he was doing up there. He answered, 'Fixing the wire, sir.' 'Isn't it a little unhealthy up there right now?' I asked. 'Yes sir, but this goddamn wire has got to be fixed.' I asked, 'Don't those planes strafing the road bother you?' And he answered, 'No sir, but you sure as hell do.' Now, there was a real soldier. A real man. A man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how great the odds, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty appeared at the time. And you should have seen the trucks on the road to Gabès. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they crawled along those son-of-a-bitch roads, never stopping, never deviating from their course with shells bursting all around them. Many of the men drove over 40 consecutive hours. We got through on good old American guts. These were not combat men. But they were soldiers with a job to do. They were part of a team. Without them the fight would have been lost. Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. So keep moving. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper-hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler. When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. My men don't dig foxholes. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fricking-basket. Some of you men are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. War is a bloody business, a killing business. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood or they will spill yours. Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt from your face and you realize that it's not dirt, it's the blood and gut of what was once your best friend, you'll know what to do. I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the arse; twist his balls and kick the living shite out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shite through a tinhorn. There will be some complaints that we're pushing our people too hard. I don't give a damn about such complaints. I believe that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder we push, the more Germans we kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing harder means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he is hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight. That's not just bullshite either. I want men like the lieutenant in Libya who, with a Luger against his chest, swept aside the gun with his hand, jerked his helmet off with the other and busted the hell out of the Boche with the helmet. Then he picked up the gun and he killed another German. All this time the man had a bullet through his lung. That's a man for you!
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:13 pm to
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Don't forget, you don't know I'm here at all. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!' Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shite in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!' All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.[23]
We have a lot weak men and women today that would probably piss themselves just reading the first paragraph.
This post was edited on 8/13/20 at 10:14 pm
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
6139 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:13 pm to
Didn’t read all that right now, but love Patton
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8174 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:14 pm to
Post a video next time.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15349 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:16 pm to
That's a lot of text
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31894 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:18 pm to
TLDR

go rub one of your guns
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25627 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:32 pm to
In the end, he was still just a LEG.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:43 pm to
We still make them like that!

If you want a reference skip to 39 seconds
President Reagan- a Warriors Pledge
Posted by obdobd918
Member since Jun 2020
3228 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25627 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

We still make them like that!

If you want a reference skip to 39 seconds
President Reagan- a Warriors Pledge


I took a good-natured stab at Patton for being a NAP but he was a warrior. You can wax poetic about Reagan and his political leadership but don't bring a REMF (stateside at that) into a discussion about a warrior.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23876 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 11:43 pm to
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but don't bring a REMF (stateside at that) into a discussion about a warrior.



we haven’t needed warriors for 70 years. drafting young American men to die halfway across the globe for nothing doesn’t change that. the next time there is an existential threat to the American continent, Warriors will rise

have does not equal need
This post was edited on 8/13/20 at 11:48 pm
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7369 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls.



GOAT statement! This is real motivation. I’m ready to run into battle!
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16806 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 11:55 pm to
Can y’all imagine the sky screaming if this speech was made in 2020?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56278 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

the next time there is an existential threat to the American continent, Warriors will rise
keep telling yourself. Nobody is fighting for anything in this place.

They will just talk about it
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25627 posts
Posted on 8/13/20 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

we haven’t needed warriors for 70 years. drafting young American men to die halfway across the globe for nothing doesn’t change that. the next time there is an existential threat to the American continent, Warriors will rise


I agree with the second sentence. As for the first the most capable military in the history of mankind has had more than a little to do with the fact no external existential threat has materialized or at least felt froggy in those 70 years. Without the dogs the henhouse will get raided at some point.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23876 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 12:02 am to
I think that’s why I clarified have vs need in my original post. the big stick is still, in these snowflake times, having the largest standing entirely volunteer armed forces in the world.


then war game a scenario of invasion without MAD, including the southeast. with actual military defense, plus us baws, they wouldn’t make it off the beach at Grand Isle
This post was edited on 8/14/20 at 12:04 am
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25627 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 12:13 am to
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then war game a scenario of invasion without MAD, including the southeast. with actual military defense, plus us baws, they wouldn’t make it off the beach at Grand Isle


Nukes aside no country's military on earth could get more than a mile inside our territorial waters or 10 miles into our airspace. It would take a coalition of probably the next 8-10 strongest militaries to even make a fair fight. Outside of the world going against us, the baws can relax at home, drink beer, and watch it unfold on cable news.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 6:56 am to
My grandfather is 92 and a part of the Greatest Generation. He is still to this day tough as nails.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34141 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:02 am to
quote:

In the end, he was still just a LEG.


What are trying to say?
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:07 am to
quote:

In the end, he was still just a LEG.

Once they reach the ground, they’re all LEGs.
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