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Gay poly throuple makes history, lists 3 dads on a birth certificate
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:07 am
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:07 am
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Dr. Ian Jenkins and his partners, Jeremy Hodges and Dr. Alan Mayfield -- a polyamorous throuple -- made history in 2017 when they became the first family in the state to list three parents on a birth certificate.
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Too often, they felt like outsiders, even when providing their sperm samples: Jenkins says the visual aids on offer were geared toward heterosexual men. But the stress and pain of the fight were worth it. Now, Piper and Parker have no trouble understanding their parents’ relationship. “I’m Papa, Alan is Dada and Jeremy is Daddy,” says Jenkins. “We all bring something different. Alan is the best at reading books, with an accent and backstory for every character.” Jeremy is the creative dad, who makes bath bombs and special lunches for the kids. Ian is often the family cook, and the resident fort-maker.
Now in preschool, Piper sees her daddies as a source of pride. She told a classmate, “You have two parents. I have three parents.”
LINK - Dads are Packed (literally), Kid Flucked
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:10 am to Will Cover
Meh.
That kid probably has a much better childhood than the average kid in a single parent home.
That kid probably has a much better childhood than the average kid in a single parent home.
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:10 am to Will Cover
I feel for the mental issues that child will have.
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to Will Cover
That's c on z, CaptainBrannigan and Lester Earl
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to Will Cover
Oweo, mmmbeer, Spleen, NawlinsTigah9, etc will be here to tell us this is completely normal, doesn’t effect you, and you should just ignore it.
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to Antonio Moss
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Meh.
That kid probably has a much better childhood than the average kid in a single parent home.
Have you checked the sexual abuse statistics?
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to Will Cover
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Jenkins says the visual aids on offer were geared toward heterosexual men. But the stress and pain of the fight were worth it.
Is he saying it was painful and stressful to jerk off in a cup because they only had Hustler magazine at the sperm donor place?
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to Will Cover
This is what our brave soldiers have fought and died for. 
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:14 am to Will Cover
Honk honk
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:14 am to Mo Jeaux
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Have you checked the sexual abuse statistics?
Have you checked the longevity studies on single parent homes versus same-sex households?
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:14 am to Will Cover
Two doctors as parents? That kid is gonna grow up to be a spoiled a-hole.
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:15 am to Will Cover
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Alan is the best at reading books, with an accent and backstory for every character.” Jeremy is the creative dad, who makes bath bombs and special lunches for the kids. Ian is often the family cook, and the resident fort-maker
Which one talks to her about her period and how to use a tampon when that time comes? I get that making forts is all these freaks think goes into being a good parent, but girls need a mother badly. I can’t imagine my girlfriend not having her mom to give her another woman’s perspective on life
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:16 am to FlagLake
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That kid is gonna grow up to be a spoiled a-hole.
And gay
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:17 am to Antonio Moss
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has a much better childhood than the average kid in a single parent home.
You do know this kid is going to bounce between three people and their future lovers.
This post was edited on 3/3/21 at 7:17 am
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:17 am to tigerpimpbot
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Is he saying it was painful and stressful to jerk off in a cup because they only had Hustler magazine at the sperm donor place?
I'll say the rooms at the fertility institute are pathetic. Even LSU health had a decent jerkoff suite in 2005
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:18 am to Antonio Moss
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Have you checked the longevity studies on single parent homes versus same-sex households?
No. Guess being sexually molested by your “parent” is worth it then. Thanks for enlightening me on this pro-family position of yours.
I was previously under the assumption that I could simultaneously be against two separate positions that I felt were bad for society.
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:19 am to Will Cover
If this world was still normal I would say this kid is fricked. He will be worshipped and will be a celebrity superstar. 
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:19 am to Will Cover
I’ve seen Three Men and a Baby. Gutenburgs best work. These guys must be fans.
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:19 am to TaderSalad
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You do know this kid is going to bounce between three people and their future lovers.
But hey, man. This is the only way to reduce the amount of single-parent families. The only way.
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:20 am to Ingeniero
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That's c on z, CaptainBrannigan and Lester Earl
not fat enough
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