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Gas pump rant

Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Arch Madness
Charleston
Member since Jan 2018
1059 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:42 pm
Why is it that I am forced to say No to every carwash or loyalty card before the pump even turns on? Not even 5 years ago this foolishness was unheard of. Let me fill up my Mercedes and get on my way.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132115 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:43 pm to
you pump your own gas?
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12593 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:43 pm to
Every system where you swipe your card requires way too many buttons to be pressed to complete the transaction. It’s not just gas pumps.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34558 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:43 pm to
Do gas stations even have car washes anymore?
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9514 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:44 pm to
you still use a combustion engine?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38939 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:45 pm to
AMG?
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19115 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:46 pm to
Credit / Debit / rewards card
Enter card
Remove card
Enter zip code
Would you like to buy a car wash?
Would you like engine additive?
Would you like a receipt?
Do you love this shite?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58289 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:46 pm to
Probably a 1999 C230 kompressor
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65386 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:47 pm to
I’ll get with my Butler to see if any of the Chauffeurs or Mechanics have noticed if our pumps have this issue.

Not really, IDGAF.
Posted by hobotiger
Asbury Park, NJ
Member since Nov 2007
5191 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:49 pm to
Living in NJ does have its perks, not pumping gas is one of them, especially with cold weather coming.
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5125 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:54 pm to
I fill up my F-250 with dyed diesel at the farm. No card readers needed.
Posted by Arch Madness
Charleston
Member since Jan 2018
1059 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:56 pm to
Seems to be worst at Shell stations
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98044 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:04 pm to
My chauffeur Bruno fills the Bently from the 5000 gallon in ground tank.
Posted by ElTigre
Texas
Member since Nov 2006
106 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:10 pm to
Exxon & Mobil app cuts out all the prompt nonsense and you don’t have to worry about the card skimmers.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:25 pm to
Here in oregon, it seems you're legally not allowed to pump your own gas. Annoys me a lot.
Posted by natsoundup
Simpsonville, SC, Jupiter, FL,
Member since May 2013
367 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:32 pm to
you do unless your in New Jersey or a few other states.
Posted by natsoundup
Simpsonville, SC, Jupiter, FL,
Member since May 2013
367 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:34 pm to
Learn how to spell the name of your car first
Posted by natsoundup
Simpsonville, SC, Jupiter, FL,
Member since May 2013
367 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:35 pm to
Loser
Posted by natsoundup
Simpsonville, SC, Jupiter, FL,
Member since May 2013
367 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:36 pm to
Learn to spell the name of your car first, Yugo
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9514 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Credit / Debit / rewards card
Enter card
Remove card
Enter zip code
Would you like to buy a car wash?
Would you like engine additive?
Would you like a receipt?
Do you love this shite?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?


Then after all that... select a grade and begin fueling

*Begins fueling*

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