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re: Funny shite you’ve seen at work.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:21 am to Gorilla Ball
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:21 am to Gorilla Ball
Watched a Jerry Springer-style fracas break out over an office love triangle years ago. From what I recall, this guy was banging 2 different girls, and all 3 of them worked in the same department. No idea how he was pulling it off, but it went on for a good 2 months before it all came to a head one day. I don't even know how the 2 girls found out, but they went to brawling in the parking lot while he hid in the car.
Oh, and he was also married at the time. Real scumbag.
Oh, and he was also married at the time. Real scumbag.
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Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:22 am to GEAUXLPOST
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Someone in my office once put a sound box or something in the ac vent. All I heard was crickets chirping for weeks.. It drove me insane. I found dead crickets in my office and thought it was over, but the cricket noises never stopped. It drove me to drinking and destroyed my life.
One of the most epic threads ever on this site.Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:32 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
I'd argue that as well. Top 3 best threads ever. I couldn't name 2 better.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:37 am to Bosethus68
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We use to have a quite large gentleman that worked with us. (5’7 at least 380). He always showed up late and worked well past everyone else. One morning I get to the office, make a pot of coffee and go take a piss. In the bathroom there was white power everywhere, a broom leaned up in the corner that had attempted to clean up, a plunger with a dry wad of toilet paper on the stick end and big white foot prints from the restroom all the way to heavy’s desk. When my other co worker came in we investigated a little more. There was a half empty jug of Corn Starch in big boys desk. He was so large he would wrap the end of the plunger handle with toilet paper, cake it with corn starch then proceed to jam it into his folds that couldn’t be reached. Apparently he dropped the open jug while performing this task after everyone else had left. When he finally showed up that day we asked him about it. He denied it all day and then he quit that evening and never came back. We had the janitor toss out the plunger.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:38 am to GEAUXLPOST
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Someone in my office once put a sound box or something in the ac vent. All I heard was crickets chirping for weeks.. It drove me insane. I found dead crickets in my office and thought it was over, but the cricket noises never stopped. It drove me to drinking and destroyed my life.
Someone should bump that thread.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:39 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
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One of the most epic threads ever on this site.
As was the dork that started crying when he had to talk in front of others at a conference.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:43 am to Lonnie Utah
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So me and a couple other guys went to the local hardwear store and got a punch of PVC pipe and some plastic construction sheeting and turned his cube into a green house while he was gone for a week on a Mexican cruise. It stayed that way for dang near a week after he got back until the bosses told him he had to take it down...
That one was pretty creative.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:45 am to GEAUXLPOST
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I'd argue that as well. Top 3 best threads ever. I couldn't name 2 better.
The stolen motorcycle thread is right up there. I can't wait to read how it all ends. If you haven't read it yet, do yourself a favor. It's on the first page now.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 10:59 am to The Spleen
quote:I see his problem. Foreplay is integral to good sex.
From what I recall, this guy was banging 2 different girls, and all 3 of them worked in the same department. No idea how he was pulling it off, but it went on for a good 2 months before it all came to a head one day.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:01 am to Travis Scott
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We had to complete CPR training and one of my coworkers cut the face off of the CPR dummy and wore it as a mask
You work with TulaneLSU?
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:02 am to Gorilla Ball
My first job was with Walmart corporate finance. My cubicle was near Executive Row. One day I followed David Glass into the restroom and he was absolutely destroying it. I asked him for a courtesy flush. He laughed and did it.
I think he appreciated the little people talking to him that way in the stalls.
I think he appreciated the little people talking to him that way in the stalls.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:08 am to Geauxboy
Funniest story I’ve heard was from “back in the day”. I work at a plant and we have all sorts of escape respirators and stuff in case something happens.
So 4 of my older coworkers hide all but 4 of the respirators and rig the alarm to go off at a certain time. When it goes off, they grab the available respirators and leave everyone else freaking out and scrambling looking for the other respirators.
There was also the time someone dressed up in a gorilla suit at night only to hide in the grass near where these guys were making rounds. Apparently that one almost went sideways because one of the guys had tools in his hands and he was ready to use them.
So 4 of my older coworkers hide all but 4 of the respirators and rig the alarm to go off at a certain time. When it goes off, they grab the available respirators and leave everyone else freaking out and scrambling looking for the other respirators.
There was also the time someone dressed up in a gorilla suit at night only to hide in the grass near where these guys were making rounds. Apparently that one almost went sideways because one of the guys had tools in his hands and he was ready to use them.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:16 am to jbgleason
quote:What a bitch.
The receptionist copies the footage and puts it up on the TV's that are all over the factory and in the sales bullpen on a loop right around lunchtime.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:16 am to Gorilla Ball
got sprayed in the face by a tiger. he laughed, my coworker laughed. I did not
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:18 am to Gorilla Ball
Client hires temps to stuff ads into mailing envelopes.
$14 per hour
End of day, they find a typo in the ad so they ask the temps to return the next day to remove the misprinted ad from the envelopes (for pay, of course)>
Black woman stands up and loudly says "I tell you what!!.... you hired me to stuff them mother frickers, not unstuff 'em."
She then walked out.
$14 per hour
End of day, they find a typo in the ad so they ask the temps to return the next day to remove the misprinted ad from the envelopes (for pay, of course)>
Black woman stands up and loudly says "I tell you what!!.... you hired me to stuff them mother frickers, not unstuff 'em."
She then walked out.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:26 am to MBclass83
Someone wrote under "In case of fire" on the sign by the emergency exit "RUN LIKE HELL!"
Posted on 2/26/21 at 12:14 pm to Gorilla Ball
One morning, I was telling a co-worker Cathy how much I was craving a bowl of grits. She said she could go for that, too. I added, "But I think I want extra, extra butter this time."
She goes, "Oh not me. I hate butter. On anything. The taste wants to make me vomit!"
Astonished, when another co-worker Rosanne arrived, I told her about Cathy's surprising hate for butter.
Rosanne looked shocked as well. She said, "Oh no, I've got to have butter, especially on my grits." Then she added, "The only thing I don't like butter on is my pancakes. I only eat them with swiss cheese."
She goes, "Oh not me. I hate butter. On anything. The taste wants to make me vomit!"
Astonished, when another co-worker Rosanne arrived, I told her about Cathy's surprising hate for butter.
Rosanne looked shocked as well. She said, "Oh no, I've got to have butter, especially on my grits." Then she added, "The only thing I don't like butter on is my pancakes. I only eat them with swiss cheese."
Posted on 2/26/21 at 12:24 pm to Gorilla Ball
Someone left a yuuuuuge turd in one of the toilets with a yellow sticky note that read, “your lunch”. The sticky was on the part that stuck almost up to the rim. 
Posted on 2/26/21 at 12:31 pm to TexasTiger90
Guy shows up to work drunk one night shift and supervisor told him to go home. Upon exiting the parking garage, he wrecks into the flagpole in front of our building.....a year later, he’s now one of the supervisors lol
This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 2/26/21 at 12:40 pm to LSUFreek
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One morning, I was telling a co-worker Cathy how much I was craving a bowl of grits. She said she could go for that, too. I added, "But I think I want extra, extra butter this time."
for year i grew up thinking putting ugar in grits was normal. and wasnt until i was full grown adult that i was told it was weird. i still like sugar in my grits
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