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Funniest thing your children have ever done?
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:22 pm
My daughters were 3yrs old at the time, it was Christmas. The big thing to them was to call in on the local cable channel and talk to Santa. My first daughter gets on phone and starts to answer every yes no question to Santa as Yes or No Ma’am. The guys on the the other end thought it was cute and giggled a little. My second child continues the phone call with the same answers as Yes and No ma’am. At the end though she blurts out Santa, my sister Shits on the potty. Thought I was gonna have a stroke when I heard that.
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Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:37 pm to shoelessjoe
My son always wanted to know how many more plants he was gonna have to eat (salad).
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:43 pm to shoelessjoe
quote:Was this by chance 15 years ago? If so, you know the drill
My daughters were 3yrs old at the time
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:48 pm to shoelessjoe
My son, about 4 at the time, walked into the living room where we had company with a Kotex stuck to each hip. “My got my guns”.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 6:49 pm to TechDawg2007
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Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:07 pm to shoelessjoe
My youngest pulled a me. When she was younger, she got in trouble and I was going to whip her. She ended up putting on about 10 pairs of panties. I did that in 4th grade (underwear, not panties). When I saw what she did, I turned around and walked out, trying to not laugh. Needless to say, she didn’t get a whipping that night.
This post was edited on 10/24/18 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:11 pm to shoelessjoe
Fart.
But my guy is only three weeks old. Hopefully he gets funnier. But farts are always funny.
But my guy is only three weeks old. Hopefully he gets funnier. But farts are always funny.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:13 pm to Bham Bammer
Can't argue with that
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:15 pm to Bham Bammer
quote:wait till he starts calling you uncle dad
Hopefully he gets funnier
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:21 pm to shoelessjoe
Not my child (I’m not from Arky) but it was my seester.
We’re all in church sitting reverently in a full wooden pew.
High drama time during the service, everyone is very quiet & still.
She pees herself and the river o’urine races down the culvert in the back of the pew and folks in sequence each stand up as the liquid hits them in their seat.
My sister stands up as they’re all looking “upstream” at her and she then points at the old widow lady upstream from us and says “SHE did it!”.
We’re all in church sitting reverently in a full wooden pew.
High drama time during the service, everyone is very quiet & still.
She pees herself and the river o’urine races down the culvert in the back of the pew and folks in sequence each stand up as the liquid hits them in their seat.
My sister stands up as they’re all looking “upstream” at her and she then points at the old widow lady upstream from us and says “SHE did it!”.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:56 pm to shoelessjoe
Pulled a fire alarm at Picadilly while I was holding him in line. It took a good 10 minutes before a manager was able to find a key to unlock it.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:17 pm to shoelessjoe
Son was 3 at the time, looking at new houses. Going through the homes and opening cabinets etc.... After about the 5th house he asked "dad what are we looking for"
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:27 pm to ourkansastigah
Wanted to know if the guy painting the house was a caramel.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:15 pm to Martini
My buddy, his kid (my daughter is only 8 months) and I are heading back from my fishing camp and we drove through the city to my house in Arabi. A guy was sitting on his front porch and he as innocently as could be screamed out “look dad, it’s one of those porch monkeys!”
My buddy, who is a pretty clean cut guy was morbidly quiet and embarrassed. I laughed for ten minutes.
My buddy, who is a pretty clean cut guy was morbidly quiet and embarrassed. I laughed for ten minutes.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:40 pm to shoelessjoe
Sitting in a deer stand before daylight. No wind and eerily quiet. We were both wearing noise amplifying headphones. He leans right and lets go of the loudest fart imaginable. In the headphones it sounded like my head was in a tuba. We couldn’t stop laughing for 30 minutes.
This post was edited on 10/24/18 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:52 pm to 9Fiddy
Posted on 10/24/18 at 11:01 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
Not my child (I’m not from Arky) but it was my seester.
We’re all in church sitting reverently in a full wooden pew.
High drama time during the service, everyone is very quiet & still.
She pees herself and the river o’urine races down the culvert in the back of the pew and folks in sequence each stand up as the liquid hits them in their seat.
My sister stands up as they’re all looking “upstream” at her and she then points at the old widow lady upstream from us and says “SHE did it!”.
imho
best of the lot and yet all downvotes
Posted on 10/24/18 at 11:04 pm to shoelessjoe
My daughter makes me laugh daily, but what popped in my head happened just a few months ago. We were on a tour of Monument Valley and the Navajo Tour Guide was giving us the history of the area.
Guide: And one day, all of the Anasazi left, and no one knows why.
7 year old daughter: Maybe they had to make a Target run.
Guide: And one day, all of the Anasazi left, and no one knows why.
7 year old daughter: Maybe they had to make a Target run.
Posted on 10/25/18 at 11:24 am to shutterspeed
I would have done the same thing to try and get out of eating at picadilly.
Posted on 10/25/18 at 11:29 am to Bham Bammer
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Fart
Our 6 month old did this a few weeks ago. Except we were on an elevator full of people and it was a long, machine gun fart.
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