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re: Funniest pick up lines
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:30 pm to Lazy But Talented
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:30 pm to Lazy But Talented
How do you like your eggs??
Fried, scrambled , or fertilized?
If me and you were squirrels I'd bust a nut in your hole.
frick me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yulonda?
How much does a polar bear weigh?? Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm ......
Did you get that shirt 30% off, let's go back to my house and you can get it 100% off.
Let me see that vag... I know you got it on ya.
I'm huge in Japan.....
Fried, scrambled , or fertilized?
If me and you were squirrels I'd bust a nut in your hole.
frick me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yulonda?
How much does a polar bear weigh?? Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm ......
Did you get that shirt 30% off, let's go back to my house and you can get it 100% off.
Let me see that vag... I know you got it on ya.
I'm huge in Japan.....
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:40 pm to GalvestonTiger12
This face leaves in 5 minutes.....be on it 
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:49 pm to Das Jackal
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:08 pm to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
I love your legs. They got your feet at one end, and your pussy at the other, and I wanna frick you.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:24 pm to LSUAlum2001
"Hey there, can you buy me a drink? I'm a massive alcoholic, and spent all my money on child support."
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:25 pm to GalvestonTiger12
"You look fun" . This works every damn time.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:28 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Guy: Hey, I'd really like to get in your pants.
Girl: No thanks, there's already one arse-hole in there already.
Girl: No thanks, there's already one arse-hole in there already.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:33 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Damn baby you must be gasoline because even though you're expensive I'd still pump you in my mom's mini van
Not applicable today due to cheap gas..
Not applicable today due to cheap gas..
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:35 pm to coalbe923
quote:
"You look fun" . This works every damn time.
it's a great one. very underrated.
the only cheesy one ill use is the "have them feel your shirt and tell them it's boyfriend material" one
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:43 pm to Carson123987
"Are you into rape?"
"No"
"That's what I like to hear"
"No"
"That's what I like to hear"
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:49 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:54 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Little miss muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds in whey
Along came a spider
And sat next beside her
And said, "what's in the bowl bitch?"
Oohhhhewwwww
Posted on 3/10/16 at 7:04 pm to KG6
quote:
Hey baby i will treat you like my homework. Ill slam you on the table and work on you all night long.
Hey babe. By the time I'm done with you, you will be like my homework. You will get my name on you and be empty of anything significant. Get told you sucked and failed... And hope to get raised by someone who can actually help raise the curves.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 7:06 pm to GalvestonTiger12
You like tapes and CD's?
How about I tape this dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts
How about I tape this dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 7:17 pm to EastBankTiger
quote:
I work on the oil rigs. Come back to my place and I'll show you why they call me Gusher.
So, you're into burly oil riggers?
This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 3/10/16 at 7:36 pm to TaderSalad
I had a guy ask me once if he could dip me in honey and lick it off. I asked if that had ever worked for him before, and laughed. At him, not with him. Unsuccessful attempt.
Honestly, guys don't need to waste time with pick-up lines. Just say hi, introduce yourself, pay a nice compliment about her eyes or smile, and if she responds, offer to buy a drink. That works better with me, and all my friends, than anything cheesy. We are flattered that you are interested enough to approach rather than drop a stupid line, and impressed by a little sincerity - you stand a much better chance with this approach.
Unless you're just after a skank for an hour or as long as it takes. Then, use the cheesy lines.
Honestly, guys don't need to waste time with pick-up lines. Just say hi, introduce yourself, pay a nice compliment about her eyes or smile, and if she responds, offer to buy a drink. That works better with me, and all my friends, than anything cheesy. We are flattered that you are interested enough to approach rather than drop a stupid line, and impressed by a little sincerity - you stand a much better chance with this approach.
Unless you're just after a skank for an hour or as long as it takes. Then, use the cheesy lines.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 8:11 pm to semotruman
Thanks mom!
Posted on 3/10/16 at 8:16 pm to GalvestonTiger12
As long as I have a face, you always have a place to sit
Posted on 3/10/16 at 8:45 pm to BeachDude022
Do you believe in love at first sight, or am i going to have to walk by you again?
Your eyes are as blue as the Pacific ocean, and right now I'm lost at sea.
I'm collecting letters and so far I have the F, C, and K and all I need is you.
Your eyes are as blue as the Pacific ocean, and right now I'm lost at sea.
I'm collecting letters and so far I have the F, C, and K and all I need is you.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 9:06 pm to BRgetthenet
Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her dog a bone. When she bent over, rover took over and he had a bone of his own.
Ooooheww!!
Ooooheww!!
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