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re: Funniest pick up lines

Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:26 am to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36530 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:26 am to
Aaaaaaaaand fail
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25021 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:32 am to
If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1827 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:29 am to
my brother always try to break the ice with...

him:"whats the definition of indefinitely?"

her:"i dont know, what?"

him:"when my balls are slapping your arse, you know im in, definitely"

some laugh, most just turn away.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:37 am to
"Do you wanna play war?"

"What is that?"

"I lay down and you blow the shite out of me"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72521 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:43 am to


It's a great line, women LOVE "ejaculate". It makes them moist.
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
Member since Nov 2010
7178 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:53 am to
Pick up lines sound great in your head when you are wasted, but then they usually come out more like this.

Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21603 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:57 am to
I work on the oil rigs. Come back to my place and I'll show you why they call me Gusher.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:35 am to
"So do you like tapes and CDs?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Well, why don't I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts?"

Posted by Breadstick Gun
Freeport, FL
Member since Apr 2009
10345 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:53 am to
Back when my wife was still my girlfriend, a dude walked up and straight up asked her "Can I lee in your butt?" Lol.

I was walking back up right as it happened. I couldn't even be mad. The dude realized she was with me and we all stood there in this awkward silence for a few seconds. Then we all started laughing at the same time.

CSB and no pics of said wife.
This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 10:40 am
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67749 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:54 am to
quote:

after I destroy your Uranus


i lol'd
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51398 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:57 am to
quote:

GalvestonTiger12

King of grindr
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:01 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64755 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:39 am to
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Posted by DennyChimes10
21-0
Member since Mar 2010
1913 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:53 am to
You grow up on a chicken farm?? Because you sure know how to raise a cock *grabs junk*
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:59 am to
Best real life one I ever heard

"Hey girl! You wanna go to my camp on Bayou Chalion?" "It aint there yet but we can still go"
Posted by That's BS
Smoothie King Center
Member since Jan 2012
1783 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:00 am to
Are you sitting on an F5 key?


Because that arse is refreshing!
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that arse is refreshing!


Would actually be excellent in very certain circumstances.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21550 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:13 am to
Hello, I just stuck my finger in my arse and smelled it.....huh huh huh, it smelled like vinegar....huh huh huh.....what's your name....huh huh uh....? Always worked for me!
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2349 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:15 am to
I heard a buddy of mine fail with this one a time or two

"You must be from Ireland!"
"why you think that?"
"Cause my pee pee be Dublin"
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15021 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:16 am to
Say girl what your 40 time is?
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